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Started by RCMerchant, July 08, 2019, 04:11:41 PM

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RCMerchant

Some of the stupidest ucking things I ever seen.
Tan, fit young people tossing beers to each other on the beach.
Yeah, right.
Think slobs sitting on their lawn chairs looking at traffic.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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claws

Tan, fit young people enjoying 0% alcohol beer in German ad


Alex

As far as I know this lot went out of business decades ago, but as a kid I thought the advert was cool.


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Alex

And make out of this whatever you wish.

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LilCerberus

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Alex

Not quite as strange as a perfume advert.


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RCMerchant

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Quote from: LilCerberus on July 08, 2019, 04:30:38 PM



Notice the generic Jane and Johnny West folks in the background...tan and fit! Arg!  :hot:
Even the dog- the dog! Is not some flea bitten mutt that sleeps around the barnyard and rolls in s**t. It's like a Golden Lab or something!   :buggedout:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

bob

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RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2019, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 08, 2019, 04:30:38 PM



Notice the generic Jane and Johnny West folks in the background...tan and fit! Arg!  :hot:
Even the dog- the dog! Is not some flea bitten mutt that sleeps around the barnyard and rolls in s**t. It's like a Golden Lab or something!   :buggedout:

While you're right, I was thinking more about how everybody's Dad tried a sixpack, said it was terrible, & kept one for a souvenir.....
Not that I ever got to try it, but I would assume by Billy Carter's endorsement, that he probably had really bad taste in beer.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

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RCMerchant

Quote from: LilCerberus on July 08, 2019, 08:41:45 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2019, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 08, 2019, 04:30:38 PM



Notice the generic Jane and Johnny West folks in the background...tan and fit! Arg!  :hot:
Even the dog- the dog! Is not some flea bitten mutt that sleeps around the barnyard and rolls in s**t. It's like a Golden Lab or something!   :buggedout:

While you're right, I was thinking more about how everybody's Dad tried a sixpack, said it was terrible, & kept one for a souvenir.....
Not that I ever got to try it, but I would assume by Billy Carter's endorsement, that he probably had really bad taste in beer.

My Dad did by a 6 pack of that back in the day. He didn't keep the can. He said it tasted like "panther p**s!"  :bouncegiggle:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

retrorussell

Classics!
Cool old one with the Platters and Kool & The Gang!  Don't say beer; say Bull!
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Leon the a**hole sports player for Bud Light!
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Some great Miller Lite beer commercials in the 80s with all sorts of sports stars (and Rodney Dangerfield):
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Trevor

Quote from: claws on July 08, 2019, 04:15:18 PM
Tan, fit young people enjoying 0% alcohol beer in German ad



Is that apple flavoured beer?  :question:
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claws