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Uncle Zombie
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« on: June 13, 2022, 07:05:32 AM »

First, at around 12 pm our time, our electricity supply went BANG. I investigated and the guards said that the City Council had just cut us off for non payment  Buggedout Huh, guess I've got an afternoon off then.

Then, on the bus home a few minutes ago, I saw a BMW with the personalized number plate MANOS13  TeddyR TeddyR

"Life, English."
"Life, Rajah."
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)

« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2022, 07:36:21 AM »

How about two for a Tuesday.

I woke up wearing one sock. I had no idea why. Turns out my daughter sneaked in and put a sock on me as a joke.

I then went for a walk and saw a Polish skinhead wearing a Bart Simpson t-shirt with some Polish caption on it. I was going to ask what it said but he looked mean and I'm not sure he spoke English.

An odd day so far. Love it.


What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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