The NEW Quote Thread

[ER]

"Look up here, I'm in Heaven..."
---David Bowie
"Lazarus"

[ER]

"Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that fear contains information. It can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear."

---Craig Ferguson

(That quote has stayed with me a lot in life.)

[indianasmith]

"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
      - Benjamin Franklin

[Alex]

"Girls just wanna have fun."

Cindy Lauper.

[indianasmith]

"A girl is no one." - the Faceless Man

[ER]

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor.

--Dorothy Parker

[ER]

"Old weathermen never die, they just blow away...."

--Me (when a local meterologist died)

[Alex]

"Oh s**t!"

The last words of the late, great Cozy Powell.

[ER]

"You're high-maintenance but worth it."

--Anonymous

[indianasmith]

"We all write our names on the sands of time, then the tide comes in and washes them away."

    - Caesar Augustus

[ER]

"It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than for her to marry the man she loves."

---Attributed to Marilyn Monroe

[Trevor]

He that loves Glass without G
Take away L
And that is he. 

This was in one of my high school language books! 

[Leah]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
-Dorothy Parker (I think)

[Rev. Powell]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
-Dorothy Parker (I think)

That's a fascinating case of attribution. No one really knows who said that line first. Tom Waits said it on TV in 1977 and later said he read it on a bathroom wall. If Parker said it she never wrote it down.

[pacman000]

"K-Mart is Your Savings Store, Where Your Dollar Buys You More!"