So just imagine...

Alex · October 17, 2019, 02:52:45 PM

You are hosting a meeting of the BMDO folks at your place and have to pick a film for us all to watch. What movie would you pick and why?

I figure I'd do with something fun and bad but not terribly bad, like maybe The Last Dragon. Sho'Nuff should so have won that last fight and kicked Bruce Leeroys ass.

I'd also supply a wide range of ales, craft beers, whiskeys* and no doubt Kristi would cook snacks.

And if you don't drink any of these then I think I have a bottle of Babycham from the 80's sitting in the back of the garage.

RCMerchant · October 17, 2019, 03:10:01 PM

I would have some whiskey!

You can BYOB too. I would have weed, for those so inclined!

BLOOD FREAK. I dunno. Have the get together on Turkey Day! And a Godzilla movie. Because nothing says "Happy Holiday!" like Godzilla!

http://youtu.be/ViJbpT59BMw

zombie no.one · October 17, 2019, 03:35:29 PM

at mine we would all watch THE MUTILATOR while sitting in complete silence, in the dark. I don't drink, but there will be tap water for anyone who's thirsty. party on...

Svengoolie 3 · October 17, 2019, 06:24:49 PM

The green slime. A perfect bad movie!

Maybe some MD 20 20 to drink. It's about equal to the movie , a perfect cheap drink!

LilCerberus · October 17, 2019, 07:58:25 PM

I haven't had a bad movie party in years.......
I keep hoping someday, I might be able to convince a few friends to come over & help me pass out Halloween candy.
I'd pull my late uncle's vacuum tube big screen onto the front porch & pull out this one;
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nosferatu/

ER · October 17, 2019, 10:27:09 PM

This time of year, The Keep from 1983, because who doesn't like to see an ancient evil set loose from its imprisonment to rip a bunch of nosy Nazis apart?

I'd have mead on hand, because a warrior's drink goes well with watching Nazis ripped apart by an ancient evil, and I'd serve Twinkies, because they're the official snack food of watching Nazis get ripped apart by an ancient evil.

I would, however, make you answer a riddle before you could use the bathroom. (But if you really had to go I'd make it multiple choice.)

indianasmith · October 17, 2019, 10:48:18 PM

Oooh, good question!

I think that I'd break out FDR: AMERICAN BADASS.
It's delightfully dreadful. And, if anyone wanted to stay for a double feature, we could top that one off with ZOMBIE HAMLET.

Allhallowsday · October 17, 2019, 11:10:40 PM

I'm with Alex. Bad, but good.
I'd go with FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL! (1965)
As a Double Feature, I'd pair it with GYMKATA (1985)
Both are absurd, and fun.

Paquita · October 17, 2019, 11:34:51 PM

Definitely Rock N Roll Nightmare! I never get tired of that one! I have a Lou Malnati's close by so we can have pizza. Then we can watch Squirm and make egg creams for dessert.

Svengoolie 3 · October 18, 2019, 03:14:11 AM

As for a bad movie night, there's a computer rpg called "mass effect Andromeda" that featured a bad movie night in the game. One crewman suggests a "movie night" for morale and thru the campaign you have to gather resources to pull off a bad movie night with your multi species crew. For example, you have crew who can't eat popcorn due to alien metabolism so you have to gather some alien snacks for them. Then you have to find a type of electro stimulation did vice for one crewman who has electromagnetic senses that normal audio visual movies can't stimulate, etc.

There are like a dozen different small sidequests thast lead up to movie night, not the least of which is finding a movie called "Last of the legion" and even tho you only see a couple minutes of it it is clearly awful and the crew does the full MST3K on it.

Obviously the games creators knew about BMNs and decided to put one in the game.

So if you can play a computer rpg shooter and have a rig that can run it you might want to get MAE, it's cheap now, just to do the BMN quest. It will takes long time to get it tho, yoiu could just watch the scene on youtube

RCMerchant · October 18, 2019, 03:39:51 AM

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on October 18, 2019, 03:14:11 AM
As for a bad movie night, there's a computer rpg called "mass effect Andromeda" that featured a bad movie night in the game. One crewman suggests a "movie night" for morale and thru the campaign you have to gather resources to pull off a bad movie night with your multi species crew. For example, you have crew who can't eat popcorn due to alien metabolism so you have to gather some alien snacks for them. Then you have to find a type of electro stimulation did vice for one crewman who has electromagnetic senses that normal audio visual movies can't stimulate, etc.

There are like a dozen different small sidequests thast lead up to movie night, not the least of which is finding a movie called "Last of the legion" and even tho you only see a couple minutes of it it is clearly awful and the crew does the full MST3K on it.

Obviously the games creators knew about BMNs and decided to put one in the game.

So if you can play a computer rpg shooter and have a rig that can run it you might want to get MAE, it's cheap now, just to do the BMN quest. It will takes long time to get it tho, yoiu could just watch the scene on youtube

I reckon that would work. Except I bet NO ONE on this board has a clue wtf your talking about.

Svengoolie 3 · October 18, 2019, 03:54:31 AM

Well I know you're a dumbass rc. People with brains would kmow if you throw s**t at someone for a problem they have then throw s**t at them when they make an effort to fix it they're likely to tell you to go f**k yourself.

Bob is a moron or he'd figure out throwing negative karma at me with the mindlessly repeated message "go away" isn't going to work.

But some people here might kmow how to do a video game and they might get the message. I could have posted a link to the video of the finished mission but you're not worth the effort.

RCMerchant · October 18, 2019, 04:01:15 AM

^

Like anyone gives a f**k about anything you say anymore. Your cred around here is at zero.
You put this on yourself. I reckon I am a dumbass. But I been here for a very long time- and these are my friends, and if you continue with your bulls**t I will continue to try to stop you. I love this place. These are my friends. And I'll be damned if I sit around and watch you cut them down.

Svengoolie 3 · October 18, 2019, 04:11:53 AM

Paranoid idiot! How the f**k was telling people abut a bad movie night related experience in a game "cutting them down"?

HOW, YOU IDIOT? HOW?

RCMerchant · October 18, 2019, 04:15:16 AM

You kill me man!

I v'e known a lot of these folks on this board for years. They are my friends.
I will continue to jump yer dumb ass until you leave them alone. So back the f**k up.
Because your loser ass has no right to throw stones.
I'm done with you, man. I may have been the last person on this forum who was trying to defend you- but you keep shooting yourself in the foot and alienating any friends you may have had.
I'm done. Bye.