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Started by Olivia Bauer, October 20, 2019, 10:18:38 PM

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Gabriel Knight

The classic example of awful Photoshop. His arms make no sense, and what's going on with the invisible gun in his hand?

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zombie no.one

one of Jess Franco's later efforts...


claws


RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Olivia Bauer



Very dull and uninspired design.

But more importantly, Tom Holland looks like he's holding in a fart, Samuel L. Jackson looks like he's just here for his paycheck, and Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he's mad because you took a photo of him at Starbucks without asking.

Gabriel Knight

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 01, 2019, 09:00:01 PM


Very dull and uninspired design.

But more importantly, Tom Holland looks like he's holding in a fart, Samuel L. Jackson looks like he's just here for his paycheck, and Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he's mad because you took a photo of him at Starbucks without asking.

They all look like if they were made of plastic also..
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Olivia Bauer



This poster is so awful, I'm ACTUALLY offended.
This is absolute dog s**t.  :thumbdown:

Cage's head is weirdly low res, there's no subtlety to it at all, and it's unbelievably cliche.
It takes a special level of not caring about art to make a poster this uninspired and lazy.

Whoever made this poster needs to find a new job.

Gabriel Knight

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 26, 2019, 11:29:30 PM
This poster is so awful, I'm ACTUALLY offended.
This is absolute dog s**t.  :thumbdown:

Cage's head is weirdly low res, there's no subtlety to it at all, and it's unbelievably cliche.
It takes a special level of not caring about art to make a poster this uninspired and lazy.

Whoever made this poster needs to find a new job.

Considering how little everyone cares about art in movies nowadays, he probably got a promotion.
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