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hwas Idny been gs**tone to collect the monkey?

Started by claws, November 01, 2019, 04:41:06 PM

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claws

If Christians think they shouikd be able to collect the monkey I kmow we shouikd pass laws establishing an immediate death senwtce on any self identified atheist who doesn't collect the monkey yoiu SOB's mother.

indianasmith

Hey, ekwqual lawk for ekqula citinez!
If I can collect the monkey, you can monkey the colecltoin!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

I got scared when I saw that thread title: I thought he-who-shall-not-be-named was back.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Allhallowsday

 :bouncegiggle: 

This is crazy sh!t.  C'mon, now, cut it out.  The poor thing.  Typo, I wrote "poof" there a***oles!!! 
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indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

WwIll yuo peolle let aa bad jkeo diie a antrall deatH?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Gabriel Knight

Quote from: Trevor on November 01, 2019, 05:19:41 PM
I got scared when I saw that thread title: I thought he-who-shall-not-be-named was back.  :wink:

Look behind you, a three headed Sven!
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Trevor

Quote from: Gabriel Knight on November 04, 2019, 07:01:23 AM
Quote from: Trevor on November 01, 2019, 05:19:41 PM
I got scared when I saw that thread title: I thought he-who-shall-not-be-named was back.  :wink:

Look behind you, a three headed Sven!

:teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

I wonder if he'd be able to get on well with himself?

Highly doubt it.
I'll show you ruin
I'll show you heartbreak
I'll show you lonely
A sorrow in darkness

Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

bob

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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

indianasmith

I saw this thread title and shuddered at the thought that He Who Must Not Be Named had returned!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

#13
 This thread is old. So old I should type 'Olde'.
Old like the cobwebs in the misty corners of your mind?

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Allhallowsday

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 14, 2022, 07:19:29 PM
This thread is old. So old I should type 'Olde'.
Old like the cobwebs in the misty corners of your mind...

Or like the cobwebs in the corners of your mouth.   :smile:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!