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Movies Everyone Loves that you have no desire to see

Started by Rev. Powell, December 12, 2019, 01:32:49 PM

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Rev. Powell

As the title says: movies people are always recommending that you have absolutely no interest in seeing? I imagine there will be a lot of classics/art house films listed here, but I'll start with

DIE HARD

Wisecracking Bruce Willis action flick? Yawn, no thanks.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

chefzombie

don't EVEN...EVER!

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

bob

12 Years a Slave

Hidden Fortress

and in general movies that literally show you everything that happens in the tv ads for it, for example Ma (2019)

if you showed everything that happens in the ad, why would I want to see what happens
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

VenomX73

Quote from: Alex on December 12, 2019, 04:01:43 PM
Pretty much any prison movie.
I always liked - Escape Plan (2013) Stallone, Schwarzenegger try to break out of an escape proof prison.
and Death Warrant (1990) Jean-Claude-Van-Damme vs Sandman lol



Quote from: chefzombie on December 12, 2019, 03:42:11 PM
the lighthouse
I was actually thinking about seeing that one soon  :smile:
Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

RCMerchant

#6
Any Star Wars s**t.
Is it the great acting? Or the convoluted comic book storyline? Or just video game 'pow pow pow' s**t?
It's 1930's Flash Gordon vs. Ming s**t with millions of dollars to back it up. WTF?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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VenomX73

Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

RCMerchant

#8
Quote from: VenomX73 on December 12, 2019, 04:49:37 PM
even the old starwars?
Yes. I seen that film when It came out. I was a teenager. It held my attention as long as any cartoon or comic book. And that was it. It's all just stupid kid s**t.
And don't get me wrong! I like stupid kid s**t! But this is 1930's and 40's Flash Gordon s**t- It looks pretty- but there is nothing there. I'm 57. I din't like it when I was 17.
It turned into a million dollar cash cow. Because it's shallow Mickey Mouse bulls**t.
No offense to folks who like it. I just think it's all like McDonalds. Fast food movies for mindless drones.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

VenomX73

Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

claws

Joker (2019)
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
Parasite (2019)
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Doctor Sleep (2019)
The Lion King (2019)

Rev. Powell

Quote from: claws on December 12, 2019, 05:04:34 PM
Joker (2019)
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
Parasite (2019)
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Doctor Sleep (2019)
The Lion King (2019)

JOKER - not especially interested but I'll probably end up seeing it
FORD V FERRARI - OK, but you're not missing much
PARASITE - Good but not essential
ENDGAME - OK, but I halfway wish I hadn't seen it
DOCTOR SLEEP - Slightly curious, but won't go out of my way to see it
THE LION KING - Agreed. Never saw the original either and not especially interested in that one either.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

VenomX73

oh gezz I forgot about that! Escape from Alcatraz (1979) thats a good one!
Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

RCMerchant

Quote from: VenomX73 on December 12, 2019, 05:44:23 PM
oh gezz I forgot about that! Escape from Alcatraz (1979) thats a good one!

I saw it at the theater in Liberty,NY, up in the mountains, when It came out with my brother Mike!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant