SATAN'S CHILDREN (1975)

[RCMerchant]

Some punk loser named Bobby leaves home to escape his a***ole of a Stepfather and his horny b***h of a stepsister. Where Ma is who knows. Most likely killed herself. He meets with some creeper on a motorcycle and he and his frat boy looking buddies gang rape (!) his sorry ass in the back seat of a car. After being dumped in the boonies, a troupe of Satan worshiping hippie types scoop up his sore ass and and take him home. One of these crazy hippie chicks fall for the sorry little shmuck, but that happy little romance ends when the Manson-type leader buries her up to her neck and pours Pepsi (?) on her face, so bring on the red ants!
BUT! It's Bobby to the rescue! No it ain't. Bobby escapes and spends quite some time running around falling in mud in his tighty whiteys...and, that's all watched. So, when I finish this No Budget equivalent of injecting your brain with Anbesol,- I'll write the rest!

https://youtu.be/vuTSk9zf_IE

Ok...watched the rest of this celluloid treasure. Now where were we?
Oh yes. Bobby, still in his filthy undies, falls down into the mud and passes out. The satanists who are chasing him manage to get killed just by being morons. One is  killed while trying to climb an electric fence, while 2 others drown in a pit of quicksand that looks to be a pit of melted Oreo ice cream. Our hero wakes up and stumbles back to his happy homestead. Sister Slut and Daddy Dickhead are sitting on a couch as the bleeding, filthy Bobby walks by them into the kitchen, where dear old Dad b***hes at him for leaving the fridge door open. So Bobby kills him. I think.Because the next shot is of his sister screaming "Your crazy!" But nothing is shown! How did he kill him? Who knows? At this point, who cares?
What follows next happens so quickly that the viewer can only assume the makers of this atrocity ran out of film stock, because it all takes place in about 5 minutes. Bobby kidnaps his sister, shoots his rapists with a shot gun, disembodies them (offscreen), and takes the pieces in a plastic bag and brings it to the head witch Simon, while  he makes love to the girl who was buried up to her neck, and the cult crucify sister dearest.
The (mercifully) End.

This movie...Ugh. Where do I start? Well, for one thing, most of the screen time is simply of a filthy Bobby running around the woods in his skivvies. Why isn't more time spent showing the murders, or even the bloody aftermath of them? Or even setting them up? It's all done in kick one shots. Noooo, why do that, when we can watch footage of some shmuck lying in mud in his drawers? Why was this thing even made? What's the point of me even asking? There is no point, because I really don't care.
Unless filthy underwear is your thing (hello Trevor! ), avoid at all cost.

[Allhallowsday]

Man that looks bad!  I hope they show that crap on TCM Underground...

[RCMerchant]

Man that looks bad!  I hope they show that crap on TCM Underground...

It's on Tubi... if you can get that channel.

The acting is over the top or not there at all. The director made only one other movie-WILLY'S GONE (1972) which looks like a z-budget blaxploitation flick.
It was BAD. Some scenes just drag out forever, wallowing in it's own sleazy hate filled world.  



I AM gonna finish it, because that's our job. It's what we do.

[The Burgomaster]

I have this on DVD. I haven't watched it in a few years, but you made me want to watch it again soon.

[RCMerchant]

Don't bother, because you may just get the uncontrollable urge to Kung Fu kick your TV.