Random Thought Thread: The Sequel

[Alex]

Everyone has their own personal demons. I decided to deal with mine. Turns out they aren't bad guys. Having them round for a game of poker next Wednesday.

[chefzombie]

make sure you supply the cards and remember, demons can still find a way to cheat.

[Rev. Powell]

Holy $#!^, the stock market.

Also, Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,146628.msg560010.html#msg560010) should be posted here from now on.

[RCMerchant]

^ I can't make heads or tails of the stock market. I failed economics class twice.

[Rev. Powell]

^ I can't make heads or tails of the stock market. I failed economics class twice.

It's all tails now: as in, tailspin.

[RCMerchant]

 ^ I'm poor as dirt anyway. I'm used to it.

[lester1/2jr]

sci movies should come with a statement explaining which twilight zone episode the plot is a retread of

[ER]

My eleven-year-old is staying with my cousin and the mother of his child these last days before the baby is born, and the expectant one is having slight Braxton-Hicks contractions, and I said to my daughter, "Kylie will be okay, she's having a boy for her first child, and for whatever reason boys are just easier to have."

And my daughter said, "You're never gonna let me live that down, are you?"

[Alex]

My eleven-year-old is staying with my cousin and....the impending mother of his child, these last days before the baby is born, and the mom-to-be- is having slight Braxton-Hicks contractions, and I said to my daughter, "Kylie will be okay, she's having a boy for her first child, and for whatever reason boys are just easier to have."

And my daughter said, "You're never gonna let me live that down, are you?"

The appropriate answer would be "Hell no."

[ER]

My Viking ancestors believed that laughing at danger brought good luck, as it was literally a form of prayer to taunt life's hazards.

I been giving that a try by chortling and telling the pandemic it is a weakling, fit only to lie carnally with its own grandmother while warriors who will still stride proudly when it is but a joke in memory belittle its feeble efforts, worthy only of culling the soft ones from the herd.

So far so good.

[ER]

All right, goodnight, everybody, I hope you survive the damn plague!

[claws]

 

[LilCerberus]

It occurs to me, the libtards & the fake nooz should be happie with the hype over the Corona Flu, because it's also shut down the gun shows, something no law has been able to do so far................................

[Alex]

It occurs to me, the libtards & the fake nooz should be happie with the hype over the Corona Flu, because it's also shut down the gun shows, something no law has been able to do so far................................

I'd imagine they are all too aware that there are too many f**kwits out there already with too many guns for that to make any difference.

[LilCerberus]

In a weird way, corona flu makes this a great time for a reboot of Will Forte's tv show on FOX, The Last Man On Earth...