Recent Viewings, Part 2

[indianasmith]

CATNADO (2022) Holy cow, this is a bad movie!  Not even in the "so bad it's awesome" category, this is more of the "Why the he** am I watching this garbage?" sort of movie.  While the actual catnado graphics were moderately cool, you hardly see them - probably the combined "catnadO' images make up five or six minutes of this hour and a half film, which is set in the form of six short vignettes by survivors of this feline meteorological phenomenon. The last one, GALACTIC CATNADO, is about five or six minutes long and placed after the credits; it's even worse than the rest of the movie.  This movie was so bad my cats walked out on it!!!  So - in short, GUYS, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS ONE!!!!  1/5

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Anaconda (2025)

Jack Black and Paul Rudd star as two guys that dreamed of Hollywood stardom as teens but never quite got there.  They set out to make a reboot of the 90s movie Anaconda, hiring a trainer with a large snake and traveling to the jungle, only to get mixed up with an ACTUAL giant snake and other complications.  As you can probabaly tell from the stars, this is far more comedy than horror, but it manages to be energetic and fun the whole way through.