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« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2020, 06:45:41 PM »

Seen on Twitter: "Once this [stuff] is over we're boutta have the fattest St. Patty's Easter de Mayo of July party ever!!!!"

PREACH IT, BROTHER!
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« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2020, 03:34:58 AM »



The best part about this is " HOLY CATS!"
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« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2020, 12:30:20 PM »

love it indy, i am SO stealing that!
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« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2020, 02:46:36 PM »

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« Reply #49 on: March 28, 2020, 03:20:33 PM »

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« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2020, 01:49:43 PM »

Nation's Karens are losing control

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Unable to maintain their signature haircut or find a manager to demand to speak to, Karens everywhere have completely lost control of the only aspects of their lives they ever had a handle on.

“It’s bad out there folks. Karens are getting harder to identify as their hair grows out” Karen expert Ashley Kitchings stated. “So, if you do have to go outside, we recommend that you bring binoculars and keep at least shouting distance away from all potential Karens.”

As of press time a “complaint of Karens” – the term for a large group of Karens – was headed toward a Kansas City Walmart to purchase and then angrily return items. Experts believe that it’s only a matter of time before Karens across the US find out that Walmarts, and several other stores, are still open.
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« Reply #51 on: April 02, 2020, 11:51:16 AM »

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« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2020, 09:00:28 PM »

Someone showed me a funny picture... tried to dig it up, but I couldn't find it, so I'll have to describe it...

Basically, it showed the top of a storm drain with a red balloon floating above it with a roll of TP in front.   

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« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2020, 01:52:10 PM »

lol, i saw that on facebook!
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« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2020, 01:56:52 PM »

From a conversation on my cousins page.

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Yeah sure.
5G causes flu like symptoms because of the power of the waves. So the Chinese government invented coronavirus in a lab which has very similar symptoms and let it loose in the countries that are testing 5G so they could blame that and cover up 5G’s evil power.
Now, as they’ve got the world in a fit of panic they can say that Covid-19 vaccinations are mandatory but what people don’t know is that the vaccinations contain a chip so the government can control you. With 5G. Bill Gates - a huge advocate of vaccinations - invented this chip.
There you go. I watched some online docs to find out what the conspiracy theorist were taking about. If it wasn’t so scary that people believe this s**t it would be pretty funny but unfortunately the theories have quite a big following...
Don’t know what the laser in Streetlights is about though. Mind control is my guess.
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« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2020, 02:11:14 PM »

as much as i like my pal cy, he believes this crap too. but he blames gates AND democrats. we don't talk politics much, needless to say.
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« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2020, 07:33:17 AM »

My FB feed is a daily parade of paranoia, insanity, and "this is all a conspiracy to discredit Trump" screeds.
As if he NEEDED discrediting with anyone capable of rational thought!
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« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2020, 08:31:23 AM »

I am not sure which would be worse. Him winning the next election or the tirade of blame if he loses.
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« Reply #58 on: April 04, 2020, 09:11:00 AM »

I am not sure which would be worse. Him winning the next election or the tirade of blame if he loses.

Him winning the next election, by a landslide.
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« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2020, 02:56:52 PM »

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