WHY?

[RCMerchant]

Why are lots of the ads I see on TV and the internet feature guys with long hillbilly beards and- of all f**king things- handle bar  twirly mustachios?  Is this some kind a hip fashion?
Are they preparing for a future serving ice cream sodas at the malt shop? Or tying damsels in distress to railroad tracks?

Also-
Question- How do you make the fashion statement "I'm a p***y!" with a haircut?
Answer- Man buns.
f**king f**k.  

[Alex]

I think we should be allowed to walk up to guys with man buns and cut them off. 

[Trevor]

I think we should be allowed to walk up to guys with man buns and cut them off. 

Leadeth me not into temptation 

[Alex]

A couple of lines from The Mandalorian should help you there Trevor.

I have spoken. This is the way. 

[Leah]

Fads. Give it a couple of years and it'll be something else. Manbuns can be useful if the person has a baldspot and doesn't want anyone seeing it.

[LilCerberus]

Yes, this is a THING now...........

[RCMerchant]

Why is the sky blue but the air is invisible?

If we were all insane, how would we know?
I mean, would they lock up a sane person...?

Why are they called Hamburgers? I don't see no ham! I read something about Hamburg, Germany once...

[claws]

The common belief is that the American hamburger borrowed its name from a dish called "Hamburg Style Beef" or "Hamburg Steak" which arrived in the United States from the German city of Hamburg in the 19th century. The dish was nothing more than chopped meat eaten raw.

[RCMerchant]

^ Ugh!

[Alex]

The sky only appears blue due to refraction of the suns rays in our atmosphere.

The sky is blue because of a process called Rayleigh scattering. This process involves the scattering of light off of molecules in the atmosphere. When light moves through the atmosphere, most of its wavelengths are able to simply pass right through. This is particularly true of its longer wavelengths.

[RCMerchant]

The sky only appears blue due to refraction of the suns rays in our atmosphere.

The sky is blue because of a process called Rayleigh scattering. This process involves the scattering of light off of molecules in the atmosphere. When light moves through the atmosphere, most of its wavelengths are able to simply pass right through. This is particularly true of its longer wavelengths.

Well, of course! 

[FatFreddysCat]

Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

[chefzombie]

why don't elevators make me taller? or escalators make me faster?

[Allhallowsday]

Why are lots of the ads I see on TV and the internet feature guys with long hillbilly beards and- of all f**king things- handle bar  twirly mustachios?  Is this some kind a hip fashion?
Are they preparing for a future serving ice cream sodas at the malt shop? Or tying damsels in distress to railroad tracks?

Also-
Question- How do you make the fashion statement "I'm a p***y!" with a haircut?
Answer- Man buns.
f**king f**k.  

It's silly to be annoyed by hairstyles. 
Now, the piercings, through the NOSE or LIP or EYEBROW or TONGUE or...    Now THOSE are grotesque. I'd rather talk with someone with a handlebar moustache or a man bun than a TONGUE piercing.   

[RCMerchant]

Sometimes I wonder why this forum is still so active, even after the web site stalled some years back.  I think it's because we became a kinda functional family, which seems remote to some folks. I know when I first joined, I was as screwy as a light bulb. I'm sure I still am, but I learn  from you folks.
We attract the freaks and geeks.