Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

[zombie no.one]

I'm slightly worried I might be developing an unusual condition that causes me to (a) pour cereal into my coffee cup instead of my bowl, (b) pour boiling water from the kettle into my cereal instead of my coffee cup...

first time this happened was during the lockdowns but I've now done it about half a dozen times. also yesterday I accidentally microwaved my bowl of cereal instead of my coffee which had gone cold (I realised straight away, but still...)

breakfast fail syndrome. 

[lester1/2jr]

I'm a Washington doctor, not some MAGA gun totin' crank with two huge American flags on the truck I don't own.

so you can insult whoever you want, but no one can give it back to you or even point out your own previous insults because you're a very serious thinker and "Washington doctor" who must be specially catered too. Yeah I don't think that's how it works

[zombie no.one]

update: I have literally just spilled my bowl of cereal all over my nice carpeted floor.

what kind of obscure curse I have apparently unleashed on myself here?

(not expecting anyone to care, hence posting this stuff in here)

[RCMerchant]

^ Hpw old are you? Hopefully not dementia. bt I've seen your taste in movies-so who knows? (Just kidding) 

[zombie no.one]

^ Hpw old are you? Hopefully not dementia. bt I've seen your taste in movies-so who knows? (Just kidding) 

haha.... yeah   not that old (well I'll be 48 next year).

thing is, I'm not making these kind of mistakes generally with anything else... I guess it could be I'm just taking longer to 'wake up' properly hence only breakfast mishaps

[RCMerchant]

^Maybe yer a "cereal" killer! 

[Trevor]

^Maybe yer a "cereal" killer! 

😳😃😄😀😁😆😅

[ER]

I'm slightly worried I might be developing an unusual condition that causes me to (a) pour cereal into my coffee cup instead of my bowl, (b) pour boiling water from the kettle into my cereal instead of my coffee cup...

first time this happened was during the lockdowns but I've now done it about half a dozen times. also yesterday I accidentally microwaved my bowl of cereal instead of my coffee which had gone cold (I realised straight away, but still...)

breakfast fail syndrome. 

Two words: exorcist.

[VenomX73]

where the heck is Allhallowsday> he still around?

[Rev. Powell]

where the heck is Allhallowsday> he still around?

No, he split over personal conflicts with another user.

[zombie no.one]

^Maybe yer a "cereal" killer! 

yep. most of my victims are found either snapped, crackled or popped...

Two words: exorcist.

I'd suggest you steer clear of the games on the good movies board right now :)

[Trevor]

I really need to learn the difference between a fart and a shart 😳🤔

[LilCerberus]

I need to find a hobby that doesn't give me a headache...

[claws]

So, Christmas and Halloween "nuts" love to extend their favorite holidays. Interesting enough, I never read about people going all crazy for Easter. I wonder why that is.

[ER]

So, Christmas and Halloween "nuts" love to extend their favorite holidays. Interesting enough, I never read about people going all crazy for Easter. I wonder why that is.

Because once you have a five-pound chocolate bunny to consume, life kinda fades out for a while.