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« on: October 30, 2020, 07:10:56 PM »



What no bat値eth?  Ya call this a weapons collection? 
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2020, 08:00:22 PM »



What no bat値eth?  Ya call this a weapons collection? 

Actually, I was looking for a "bagel" knife...
And don't try to tell me you use one of "these" things to spread the cream cheese!
NO mancave is "that" insecure!
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2020, 06:17:00 PM »

Actually, I was looking for a "bagel" knife...
And don't try to tell me you use one of "these" things to spread the cream cheese!
NO mancave is "that" insecure!

Isn't that what these are for?

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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2020, 06:41:28 PM »

Actually, I was looking for a "bagel" knife...
And don't try to tell me you use one of "these" things to spread the cream cheese!
NO mancave is "that" insecure!

Isn't that what these are for?


So....  I guess "that" explains you keep cutting the bottoms off all the jars of mustard, mayonnaise & peanut butter...
Sad really...
Wait here while I go get some bagel knives....
And I better not find out you've been using them to smear brake grease on your motorcycle chain like you did with all the butter knives!
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2020, 07:59:26 PM »

And I better not find out you've been using them to smear brake grease on your motorcycle chain like you did with all the butter knives!

Why?  (....wipes brake grease off the knife....)

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2021, 09:55:04 PM »

".... it's a start..... "
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2021, 10:00:10 PM »

Date night, and I haven't a thing to wear!
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