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WORST ACTORS OF ALL TIME

Started by RCMerchant, December 31, 2020, 09:26:46 AM

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RCMerchant

I'll start first!

Tom Cruise.
I tried to watch some of his movies.
TOP GUN was...pro-war bulls**t propaganda.
And what was that movie where he dances in his underwear?
f**king bleeding Lord of Darkness.
Some scary s**t.





Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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zombie no.one

Audrina Patridge gave the least convincing portrayal of a dead body I've ever seen in SORORITY ROW, I think she wins. If you can't play a corpse then something is wrong.


bob

I'll add Tom Green and Paris Hilton
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Allhallowsday

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Rev. Powell

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RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Dr. Whom

Just about the entire cast of Idaho Transfer
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Gabriel Knight

George Clooney. He's always smiling, no matter the situation he's involved in.
Check my crappy and unpopular reviews and ratings:

https://www.imdb.com/user/ur85652268/?ref_=nv_usr_prof_2

kornula

Speaking of corpses:   When  your best role is a corpse (that is cut out of the movie) that's a sign you're a bad actor.  I am speaking of course of Kevin Costner.

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zelmo73

Nicolas Cage. What's odd is that he has been in some pretty good movies; he just tends to be the worst part of those good movies.
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: kornula on January 01, 2021, 12:04:26 PM
Speaking of corpses:   When  your best role is a corpse (that is cut out of the movie) that's a sign you're a bad actor.  I am speaking of course of Kevin Costner.

At least we don't have to see his face... or his ironin' board... 

KEVIN COSTNER
is a rotten actor. 
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: Gabriel Knight on January 01, 2021, 10:54:45 AM
George Clooney. He's always smiling, no matter the situation he's involved in.
Smiling... or bobbing his head.   :lookingup:
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 01, 2021, 01:41:11 PM
Al Jolson- I dunno. He gives me the creeps.
http://youtu.be/KD_YRnuuKyY

TCM had whatever film that's from on earlier this year.  I watched some of it including that performance.  AL JOLSONCreepy?  Damned straight! 
And I thought NOBODY could be more OUT than PAT BOONE!   
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