One time I really got Doctor McCoy and Captain Kirk good

[sprite75]

I managed to replace all their Tennessee Whiskey and Sauarian Brandy with laxatives.  They never did find out I had done it.  If you're gonna take over for me you've got to bring your A game when dealing with them.

[chainsaw midget]

"I can't believe you wore the same outfit I did!  You knew I was wearing this to the party!"

[ER]

"Yes, that is duct tape on my shoulder. Why?"