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I found our old friend again!

Started by chainsaw midget, March 20, 2021, 11:33:59 PM

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chainsaw midget

It's the Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman! 


I couldn't find a better image of this cover.  It was on Amazon.  The product description was
QuoteThis is what 80s horror films were all about, tongue in cheek gore with some decent scares. Horror Cuts is a brilliant set of 4 Horror movies! Includes ""Ugly b***hes,"" ""Prince of Darkness,"" ""Walking the Dead"" and ""Frankenstein."" These versions were never released before in the US!

Doesn't really say a lot does it? 


In case you forgot her, Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman was previously seen in some classics as ... 

Absentia


Roadkill


Return of the Killer Shrews


and

The Hillside Stranglings


I remember making a topic about this once before but I couldn't find it. 

Alex

I remember that post too. I wonder if she has become the equivalent of the Wilhelm scream?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Gabriel Knight

Honestly, I prefer that repeated chick than the awful posters they make for newer movies, which are nothing more than closeups of faces of the flavor of the month actor.
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Rev. Powell

I hope she got paid well for that photo shoot. Looking at the quality of the posters, I'm guessing not, though.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

chainsaw midget

Having not actually seen any of these movies, I'd like to think she plays the same character and just keeps randomly getting caught up in horror scenarios and monster outbreaks. 

If this is not true, please don't tell. 

chainsaw midget


chainsaw midget

Hey look!  I found --




Oh wait.  Sorry lady.  I mistook you for somebody else for a minute there. 

Archivist

Wouldn't surprise me if that last one was directly "inspired" by the original image. I wonder where this fabled stock image comes from?
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus

Archivist

I just found this, which is similar too, but not the same as, the original.

https://www.alamy.com/scared-woman-crawling-on-the-floor-of-a-derelict-house-image63759727.html

The original must be out there!
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus

chainsaw midget

Patient Zero has been located! 


I have found the original image. 

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871

I could download this and make my own posters!

indianasmith

The only one of these I have seen is ABSENTIA, which was actually a decent slow burn horror flick.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

WingedSerpent

I've seen RoadKill.  The monster bird in it doesn't look like the one on the cover.  It actually looks like it was based on The Giant Claw
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

zombie no.one

Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 27, 2022, 09:02:36 PM
Patient Zero has been located! 


I have found the original image. 

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871

I could download this and make my own posters!

I'll start the ball rolling..  :smile:


chainsaw midget



Looks like our buddy gets to be the bad guy this time.  Good for her!

Gabriel Knight

It's like the Wilhelm Scream of posters.
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