Get ready to hurl: America's Mayor busted shaving in the middle of a dining room

[sprite75]

Then this happened in a JFK airport restaurant.

Rock Bottom: Rudy Giuliani Is One Week Away From Waxing His Back in the Middle of a Sweetgreen

Rudy Giuliani was blasted on social media after Donald Trump's former personal lawyer was seen shaving as he ate at an airport restaurant. Video of the bizarre incident was shot by traveler Nick Weiss at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport and reposted by actor Michael Rapaport, who had some harsh words for the former mayor of the city. "Look at these disgusting filthy nasty slob (Rudy Giuliani) shaving in a restaurant at JFK yesterday. You nasty pig you #Rudy," he wrote.

Is Rapaport being a bit harsh? Maybe. Is this absolutely one of the most bizarre decisions Giuliani has made in his 77 years on earth, including the time he married his second cousin? Most certainly. Is this literally one of the weirdest places to choose to do personal grooming that involves hair removal? That's an incontrovertible fact. (Let it be known that, according to the person who shot the video, the shaving occurred a few steps away from a "really nice" bathroom. Let is also be known that even if a bathroom wasn't nearby, this still wouldn't be acceptable.)

We'd say that things could not get any worse for Rudy (or unsuspecting fellow diners in his future) but history has taught us that that's not the case. In other words, if you see him walk into a restaurant where you're enjoying a meal sometime soon, get the hell out of there—someone is about to sit down to a porterhouse and treat his calluses.

Could've been worse I suppose.  He could have gone full on Larry Craig in the nearest bathroom...I'm gonna stop now cause there ain't enough alcohol and brain bleach on Earth for these mental images....

[Trevor]

Then this happened in a JFK airport restaurant.

Rock Bottom: Rudy Giuliani Is One Week Away From Waxing His Back in the Middle of a Sweetgreen

Rudy Giuliani was blasted on social media after Donald Trump's former personal lawyer was seen shaving as he ate at an airport restaurant. Video of the bizarre incident was shot by traveler Nick Weiss at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport and reposted by actor Michael Rapaport, who had some harsh words for the former mayor of the city. "Look at these disgusting filthy nasty slob (Rudy Giuliani) shaving in a restaurant at JFK yesterday. You nasty pig you #Rudy," he wrote.

Is Rapaport being a bit harsh? Maybe. Is this absolutely one of the most bizarre decisions Giuliani has made in his 77 years on earth, including the time he married his second cousin? Most certainly. Is this literally one of the weirdest places to choose to do personal grooming that involves hair removal? That's an incontrovertible fact. (Let it be known that, according to the person who shot the video, the shaving occurred a few steps away from a "really nice" bathroom. Let is also be known that even if a bathroom wasn't nearby, this still wouldn't be acceptable.)

We'd say that things could not get any worse for Rudy (or unsuspecting fellow diners in his future) but history has taught us that that's not the case. In other words, if you see him walk into a restaurant where you're enjoying a meal sometime soon, get the hell out of there—someone is about to sit down to a porterhouse and treat his calluses.

Could've been worse I suppose.  He could have gone full on Larry Craig in the nearest bathroom...I'm gonna stop now cause there ain't enough alcohol and brain bleach on Earth for these mental images....

I was enjoying my morning coffee and then I started reading that 

[indianasmith]

It's sad when you think how respected and admired Rudy was 20 years ago, in the wake of 9/11, and how far he has fallen in public esteem since.
Nothing he can do now will ever redeem himself in the public eye.

[LilCerberus]

It's sad when you think how respected and admired Rudy was 20 years ago, in the wake of 9/11, and how far he has fallen in public esteem since.
Nothing he can do now will ever redeem himself in the public eye.

He's always held a certain level of ire in Virginia (even amongst Republicans) following a stern lecture when some of us tried to stop taking New York's garbage......

[RCMerchant]

It could be worse. He could have been manscaping.

[Allhallowsday]

It's sad when you think how respected and admired Rudy was 20 years ago, in the wake of 9/11, and how far he has fallen in public esteem since.
Nothing he can do now will ever redeem himself in the public eye.

Dig it!  And I was one of his admirers!  He is a pig.

[Rev. Powell]

I find this story more sad than disgusting.

[Trevor]

I find this story more sad than disgusting.

So do I: I remember how resilient he was after 9/11 and to see this now: 

[RCMerchant]

I find this story more sad than disgusting.

I think it's f**king funny.
Maybe soon he will be digging half eaten pizza out of garbage cans.

[Allhallowsday]