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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: December 11, 2021, 09:06:03 AM »

Two things.  First, I told him not to come here.  Second, we're all force ghosts here.  We can drink however much we want.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
chainsaw midget
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2021, 03:23:15 PM »

"Oh come on!  Lop off your hand with a lightsabre is the very first trick they teach you in Jedi school!  Who trained this guy?"
New Visitor

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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2021, 08:06:45 PM »

I TOLD you not to touch the thermostat!
B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2021, 06:10:55 AM »

It is kind of a family tradition.

But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2021, 01:26:12 PM »

Kid.. don't you know that when you ask the villain "Give me a hand" that they'll always take YOURS??  Sheesh..

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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