Random Thought Thread Part III: The Thinking

[ER]

Dang, tornado warning sirens just went off.

[Alex]

Dang, tornado warning sirens just went off.

Be careful, that is no ordinary blow job.

[ER]

Not ordinary at all. The tornado was east of us but we've had sustained thirty mph winds with 60 mph gusts for about four hours now 

[ER]

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."
---John F. Kennedy

[ER]

It is such a beautiful day outside it is pretty close to perfect.

[Paquita]

Normally, ER has no easily detectible spelling or grammatical errors in her posts, but I've noticed a couple in today's and am wondering if it's some kind of code....

No judgment, I'm usually cringing at the mistakes and weird wording in my own posts afterwards.  Maybe it's just proof of humanity.. or on the contrary, maybe the storm knocked some changelings out of the trees.... Hmm..

[Alex]

Maybe her secret evil, good twin finally managed to dispose of her. 

[ER]

Today's to-do list:
Laundry
Clean out behind the sofa.
Send men in black to erase Paquita's recent thoughts.
Do dishes.

[LilCerberus]

^ Inner John Nash showing? ^

[Trevor]

Today's to-do list:
Laundry
Clean out behind the sofa.
Send men in black to erase Paquita's recent thoughts.
Do dishes.

[Alex]

If someone is organising a retirement party for you, is there some sort of implicit social contract that says you need to attend?

[ER]

If someone is organising a retirement party for you, is there some sort of implicit social contract that says you need to attend?

Not at all! In fact I've spent years scheming to get out of attending my own funeral.

[indianasmith]

The one redeeming virtue of stomach bugs is they tend to be short-lived.  Heaved my guts up yesterday, feeling almost normal today.

[Trevor]

If someone is organising a retirement party for you, is there some sort of implicit social contract that says you need to attend?

I gave two of these at my own expense last year.

[Alex]

I was at high school with a guy that seriously creeped out all the girls. Several of them had asked never to be left alone in a room with this person. I found out some years later, the girls also had an agreement not to have sex with him and let him breed. I wonder how common that is?