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« on: December 19, 2021, 11:55:52 AM »

You don't have to rhyme, or even follow the format. Let's just determine the 12 worst Christmas movies of all time.

On the first day of Christmas, this jerkwad gave to me: "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny."

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2021, 12:44:52 PM »

^ "Christ wept."

On the second day of Christmas, some moron gave to me "the Magic Christmas Tree"!

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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2021, 02:06:12 PM »

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santaclaus/

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/babestoyland/
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2021, 02:16:25 PM »

^ Well, thank you for linking 3 movies and not writing anything.   Bluesad
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2021, 04:22:22 PM »

^ Well, thank you for linking 3 movies and not writing anything.   Bluesad
It's 3 links for me.  

If he mentioned SCROOGED (1988) he should; it's sh!t.  The only good part is when CAROL KANE slaps BILL MURRAY around.  Mean-spirited.   Thumbdown  #3?  


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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2021, 04:26:23 PM »

^ Well, thank you for linking 3 movies and not writing anything.   Bluesad
Sorry though this was as another one of those list things & forgot to read the instructions.....

AHEM!

On the third day of Christmas, the grindhouse gave to meeeeeeeeee,
One spaced out Santa
One Latin Santa
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2021, 05:24:39 PM »

You can still do it in song form if you like, but I'll list the 12 gad christmas movies here too:

1. SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
2. THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE
3. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS
4. SANTA CLAUS (1959)
5. BABES IN TOYLAND (1986)
6?. SCROOGED
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2021, 07:03:57 PM »

On the 4th day of Christmas, a truly sick and evil bastard sent me Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014)


1. SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
2. THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE
3. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS
4. SANTA CLAUS (1959)
5. BABES IN TOYLAND (1986)
6?. SCROOGED
7 Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014)
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2021, 01:04:31 AM »

On the ... somethingth day of Christmas the late night movie marathon showed to me ....


SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS
SANTA CLAUS  from 1959
the 1986 version of BABES IN TOYLAND
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

but not Scrooged because that movie is awesome and I don't care what you say!

(Now how many of you are actually singing this?  Go ahead.  Sing along.)
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2021, 08:50:35 AM »

On the ninth day of Christmas the late night movie marathon showed to me ....

SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS
SANTA CLAUS  from 1959
the 1986 version of BABES IN TOYLAND
SCROOGED, even though someone liked it
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
and the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2021, 09:29:53 AM »

On the 10th day of of Christmas someone wished me Happy Life Day and forced me to watch

SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS
SANTA CLAUS from 1959
the 1986 version of BABES IN TOYLAND
SCROOGED, even though someone liked it
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL
and Jingle All the Way
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2021, 07:22:16 PM »

On the 11th day of Christmas the remote was broke to my TV
so I had to watch


SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS
SANTA CLAUS from 1959
the 1986 version of BABES IN TOYLAND
SCROOGED, (which is still pretty awesome)
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL
Jingle All the Way
And both Home Alone 4 and 3. 
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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2021, 12:43:09 AM »

On the 12th day of Christmas someone who doesn't like me
Gave me Nukie and Space Mutiny on dee vee dee
All wrapped up
In an underpants covered Christmas tree  TeddyR
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2021, 07:19:11 PM »

In 1999, Patrick Stewart starred in a made-for-TV version of "A Christmas Carol", and it was mind-rendingly bad.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216621/
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