If you were on a dating site-

[RCMerchant]

- what would your profile read? 

Mine would-
' Old man with old horror movie obsession. Listens to Slayer and jazz. Likes to cook, is not employed, and smokes more than a chimney. Not just cigarettes. I drink moderate to heavy, and I sleep in the same clothes many days with my dog'
That about sums it up!

[claws]

They don't read profiles, they look at pics and swipe if they don't like your pic



That said i'd put "swipe away" in my profile.

They do have specific age group dating sites.

[RCMerchant]

^ I don't have a cell phone or a man bun, so I guess I'm sh!t out of luck!

[indianasmith]

The man "Indiana Jones" was based on seeks adventuring companion.

[Alex]

Hmm, Retiring/retired ex-soldier seeks a fun companion for wild adventures. Personal safety is not guaranteed on said adventures, but I do make a mean cheese on toast.



I did once register for a dating site while I was very, very drunk. The next day I had a load of replies, but I couldn't look at my own profile and see what the hell I'd written so I decided not to reply to any of them. Plus I may have been having a rare hangover.

[Trevor]

Old guy in slightly used undies looking for mature person into same 

[ER]

"I can make lasagna and know seven moves from the Kama Sutra."

If that didn't snare somebody I'd mention I've never had a cavity.

[The Burgomaster]

Mine would be: "Insufferable, fat, ugly, cranky a***ole seeks charming, beautiful woman with a great personality."

[chefzombie]

60 YO witch, not interested in sex or cuddling, smokes cigars in reefer in my home, watches trash tv and does NOT allow anyone touching the remote. i cook, you eat. my house, my rules. deal with it.