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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: March 16, 2022, 07:01:23 PM »

Lady, not so much pressure please....

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2022, 05:25:53 AM »

"You feel that?  It's a Brain Sucker.  You know what?  It's going hungry.  Tee hee!"

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2022, 05:50:02 AM »

Sadly Salt Vampires turned out to be more common than first believed.

But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
Uncle Zombie
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2022, 03:02:35 AM »

Lady, not so much pressure please....

"Repeat after me: forget that I starred in the Starship Troopers sequel made in South Africa......."  Wink
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