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« on: May 24, 2022, 03:30:17 AM »
I was watching some nonsense on YouTube where Mike Pillow is speaking at some circle jerk- and a bus behind him has a banner promoting some moron that says "JESUS GUNS BABIES.

Lets try and make a sentence with those 3 words!

"Jesus gave guns to babies." or "Babies shot Jesus with guns."
Or maybe when your twin babies are screaming at the top of their lungs at 2 in the morning, and you rush into thier room, two hand guns brandished, and scream- "Jesus Christ! Just shut the fVck up!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2022, 04:58:06 AM »
I grew up in a religious house and we had guns as Dad was a veteran but not the other one.
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2022, 05:19:13 AM »
Wasn't Jesus kinda against violence? Why would he gun babies? I mean, with his dad I'd totally get it. He was quite fond of wiping out large sections of the population.
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2022, 06:15:41 AM »
Three things that matter to them:

Jesus - because they "believe" and do things the christian way
Guns - because it is their "god-given" right to own guns
Babies - they are against abortion, obviously

Question: What did David Hogg do to p**s them off? Well, he survived the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, and became a gun control activist after that.





and just like any good christian they now harass and threaten Hogg whenever they can.



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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2022, 11:38:19 AM »
I got one! Sing it with me!

(in an Elvis voice)

"Caught in a trap! I can't walk out! Jesus, guns, and babieees!"
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2022, 12:08:50 PM »
Quote from: claws on May 24, 2022, 06:15:41 AM
Three things that matter to them:

Jesus - because they "believe" and do things the christian way
Guns - because it is their "god-given" right to own guns
Babies - they are against abortion, obviously

Question: What did David Hogg do to p**s them off? Well, he survived the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, and became a gun control activist after that.





and just like any good christian they now harass and threaten Hogg whenever they can.





That's because he lied about being there that day...
AND
HE couldn't get into any of the colleges he applied to, but somehow got into Harvard because of his political leanings, then flunked out his first semester...
AND
He called for Canadians to interfere in the American elections in a speech that even embarrassed Michael Moore....
AND
He's either screwed up or dropped out of every business venture that he's ever gone into (including an attempt to make better pillows than Mikey Q, here)....

Yet he still thinks he's smarter than everybody else!
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2022, 12:18:25 PM »
^ Who said Hogg wasn't there?  Question

Nonsense.

https://www.factcheck.org/2018/04/david-hogg-at-school-during-parkland-shooting/
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2022, 12:41:12 PM »
 Okay, my bad
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2018/mar/27/blog-posting/david-hogg-not-school-during-shooting-s-fake-news/
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2022, 12:56:47 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on May 24, 2022, 04:58:06 AM
I grew up in a religious house and we had guns as Dad was a veteran but not the other one.

You were a baby once!
Unless, of course, you were born a full grown man! I really can't picture you in a pram with a rattle!
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2022, 01:07:02 PM »
Just seeing those 3 topics on a poster seems surreal to me.

Jesus- who hates Jesus? I mean, c'mon. I'm an atheist and I got no problem with Jesus.
Guns- nothing against guns. Just idiots that are allowed to buy them.
Babies- I love babies! I need their blood to survive!
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2022, 01:09:26 PM »
I cannot think of a way to play f**k, marry, kill with the trio of "Jesus, guns, babies" that would not be terribly offensive.
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2022, 03:24:45 PM »
As a Christian, I find the marriage of the evangelical church to the increasing fascist GOP to be deeply disturbing.
It just makes me sad, more than anything.
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2022, 04:18:12 PM »
When I see things like that sign and the people there who apparently support those sentiments, it's depressing because to too many people it undermines all the Christians in the world running drop-in shelters and refugee camps, or even Christians who are quietly good people. There's a sad tendency for people to latch onto the worst elements in a movement and present it as representative of something much larger than it deserves to be. It's like when Christians point at Antifa as defining all of the political left, or when some people see the most extreme elements of BLM out breaking shop windows and vandalizing, and then say that's how all of BLM is. My point is, idiots exist everywhere, but don't let them trick you into thinking they represent all of a religion or movement or ideology, because they probably don't.

And, yes, RC, the blood of babies is highly nourishing.  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2022, 02:46:51 AM »
Why is it not surprising that hours after I posted this stupid post, that another mass shooting happens.  Bluesad

Has it become this commonplace?
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2022, 06:40:32 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 24, 2022, 12:56:47 PM
Quote from: Trevor on May 24, 2022, 04:58:06 AM
I grew up in a religious house and we had guns as Dad was a veteran but not the other one.

You were a baby once!
Unless, of course, you were born a full grown man! I really can't picture you in a pram with a rattle!

There are certain pics of me at that age yes  Wink
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