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« Reply #645 on: December 25, 2014, 09:07:02 PM »

From a German VHS of THE CORPSE GRINDERS




this one has a weird appeal to it.
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« Reply #646 on: December 26, 2014, 03:00:50 AM »

From a German VHS of THE CORPSE GRINDERS




this one has a weird appeal to it.


This is how the 2005 German DVD release of the movie looked like

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« Reply #647 on: December 27, 2014, 10:35:54 PM »

From a German VHS of THE CORPSE GRINDERS




this one has a weird appeal to it.


This is how the 2005 German DVD release of the movie looked like




The first one is post modern, but the second one looks like a gritty reboot attempt.
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« Reply #648 on: January 29, 2016, 08:22:27 PM »

Sorry for the necro, but i would very much like to see this thread resurrected. I had so many laughs with it, and i think there's probably a lot of "new" material to show.
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« Reply #649 on: February 04, 2016, 08:20:45 AM »



Has that zombie seen something horrible looking up or what?  Wink
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« Reply #650 on: February 04, 2016, 08:32:46 AM »

Oy:



 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #651 on: February 15, 2016, 09:49:27 PM »



Has that zombie seen something horrible looking up or what?  Wink


He looks like he's closing an eye to examine a hole...
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 Lookingup
Yeah, nevermind.  TongueOut
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« Reply #652 on: July 23, 2022, 05:01:41 AM »

Always thought whoever designed the one for Bangkok Dangerous deserved a special punishment.
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« Reply #653 on: July 23, 2022, 05:15:52 PM »

Oy:



 TeddyR TeddyR

That guy on the right looks like he's got a light sabre coming out of his crotch!  He's using the Schwartz!
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« Reply #654 on: August 03, 2022, 08:43:17 AM »



I'm sorry, man, you can't make Petr Graves looks like a James Bond action hero.  This looks more like a Naked Gun cover, and that was a parody. 


Put your shirt back on dude, you look like you're 15.  (or at least actually grow some muscles)


Why is the girl a gun?  I have no clue what the symbolism here is supposed to mean. 
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« Reply #655 on: August 03, 2022, 04:13:01 PM »

Oy:



 TeddyR TeddyR


For those who don't know it, this is a Western localization of the Miyazaki anime film, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.  Total hack job (cuts 20 minutes, bad changes to the theme of the story from the edits, usually a bad dub), but the original version is a classic.  I'd never seen this cover before, the other Warriors of the Wind cover is much better:

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« Reply #656 on: August 04, 2022, 01:47:31 AM »

Oy:



 TeddyR TeddyR


For those who don't know it, this is a Western localization of the Miyazaki anime film, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.  Total hack job (cuts 20 minutes, bad changes to the theme of the story from the edits, usually a bad dub), but the original version is a classic.  I'd never seen this cover before, the other Warriors of the Wind cover is much better:




Looks like it's trying to simultaneously rip off Heavy Metal and Dune. I mean I'd watch a Heavy Metal-Dune crossover flick, but still.
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« Reply #657 on: August 04, 2022, 12:14:46 PM »

What amuses me the most about the Warriors of the Wind cover is that the characters at the front and center of the boxart are either not in the movie or so minor that you won't remember them while the actual main character (the girl) is pushed back into the background.
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