True or False?

[RCMerchant]

I drank a whole bottle of rubbing alchohol years ago.

I'll say false. I believe you drank rubbing alcohol, but not a whole bottle.

It is false. I never drank any rubbing alchohol. That s**t would blind folks. I seen it happen. I may be crazy, but I aint dumb.

[ER]

This isn't a true or false, but what you asked reminds me of a man who came to talk to us in school for DARE and he said when he was a "homeless wino" his words, it was tough to shoplift booze but easy to shoplift shoe polish, and he told us at his lowest he used to spread shoe polish on bread and let it dry in the sun, then scrape it off and eat the bread, which got alcohol in it from the shoe polish, and that's how he'd get drunk in a pinch.

[RCMerchant]

^ That aint a drunk. That's a moron. DARE. Dare to be stupid.

[ER]

Someone told me Martha Stewart commented at a party that she once ate "puppy" in Thailand, and it was delicious.

[RCMerchant]

^ You sure it wasn't "p***y"?

[ER]

Aw, I dunno, she never reminded me of a muff diver, and I made it up anyway, though Mel Gibson is on record as saying he ate dog.

[Rev. Powell]

When the Beatles met Elvis in 1965, they recorded two songs on a reel-to-reel; Col. Parker was supposed to own the tapes, but he never released anything, and they were not found among his possessions when he died. If they are ever located these recordings would potentially be worth millions.

[RCMerchant]

^ False.

[Rev. Powell]

Correct. Although Elvis and the Beatles jammed together, Parker specified that no recording be allowed.

[chefzombie]

i just found out that the first person i helped( with money and research and ground support, as well as an offer for housing in my home) to transition never actually did. and they are now bragging about " taking" me and my friends who helped. 

[RCMerchant]

^ I'll say true because you're to angry for it to be false.

[ER]

The National Geographic Society is owned by Disney.

[RCMerchant]

I'll guess true? Because Disney owns most everything it seems.

[ER]

I'll guess true? Because Disney owns most everything it seems.

Yes. 

[chefzombie]

^ I'll say true because you're to angry for it to be false.

got that right. i'm trying to get past it.