(Guess) man told the fuzz meth was legal now.

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Florida Man (who else, of course) advised the fuzz that meth was now legal in Florida after being caught with the stuff.  Yeah, that worked about as well as could be expected.

That is what Enzo Zabala-Cardozo, 31, "advised" Florida cops who caught him, glass pipe at his lips, attempting to light up early yesterday in a St. Petersburg alleyway, according to an arrest affidavit.

Upon spotting police, Zabala-Cardozo began walking away, but not before declaring that, "Meth is legal now." He did not offer further details as to when lawmakers legalized use of the highly addictive stimulant.

As it turns out, however, meth possession is still a crime in the Free State of Florida™. As such, Zabala-Cardozo was busted on a felony drug possession charge and a misdemeanor count of resisting police.

Zabala-Cardozo's rap sheet includes multiple convictions for narcotics possession, as well as convictions for trespass, disorderly conduct, obstruction, and assault.