Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 19, 2024, 05:18:21 AM
 714232 Posts in 53092 Topics by 7736 Members
Latest Member: ShayneGree
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Things are really getting weird here « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: Things are really getting weird here  (Read 1290 times)
Trevor
Uncle Zombie and Eminent Shitologist
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2125
Posts: 22768
« on: February 06, 2023, 05:33:14 AM »
The water I bought this morning has an expiry date 😳😳😳
Logged
I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Alex
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1558
Posts: 12653
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2023, 05:55:04 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 05:33:14 AM
The water I bought this morning has an expiry date 😳😳😳

Did it come in a plastic bottle by any chance?
Logged
But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
Trevor
Uncle Zombie and Eminent Shitologist
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2125
Posts: 22768
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2023, 06:59:07 AM »
Quote from: Alex on February 06, 2023, 05:55:04 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 05:33:14 AM
The water I bought this morning has an expiry date 😳😳😳

Did it come in a plastic bottle by any chance?

Yes it did.
Logged
I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Alex
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1558
Posts: 12653
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2023, 07:00:57 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 06:59:07 AM
Quote from: Alex on February 06, 2023, 05:55:04 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 05:33:14 AM
The water I bought this morning has an expiry date 😳😳😳

Did it come in a plastic bottle by any chance?

Yes it did.

The expiration date is for the bottle starting to break down from what I understand.
Logged
But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
Trevor
Uncle Zombie and Eminent Shitologist
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2125
Posts: 22768
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2023, 07:35:12 AM »
Quote from: Alex on February 06, 2023, 07:00:57 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 06:59:07 AM
Quote from: Alex on February 06, 2023, 05:55:04 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 05:33:14 AM
The water I bought this morning has an expiry date 😳😳😳

Did it come in a plastic bottle by any chance?

Yes it did.

The expiration date is for the bottle starting to break down from what I understand.


I was wondering why my feet were getting wet 😉😉

I learned something today, thanks 😊😊
Logged
I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13479


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2023, 09:40:32 AM »
Quote from: Alex on February 06, 2023, 07:00:57 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 06:59:07 AM
Quote from: Alex on February 06, 2023, 05:55:04 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 05:33:14 AM
The water I bought this morning has an expiry date 😳😳😳

Did it come in a plastic bottle by any chance?

Yes it did.

The expiration date is for the bottle starting to break down from what I understand.

Plastic bottles break down? That bastard Sting has been lying to us about how plastic takes a million years to degrade!
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Alex
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1558
Posts: 12653
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2023, 10:12:06 AM »
Quote from: ER on February 06, 2023, 09:40:32 AM
Quote from: Alex on February 06, 2023, 07:00:57 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 06:59:07 AM
Quote from: Alex on February 06, 2023, 05:55:04 AM
Quote from: Trevor on February 06, 2023, 05:33:14 AM
The water I bought this morning has an expiry date 😳😳😳

Did it come in a plastic bottle by any chance?

Yes it did.

The expiration date is for the bottle starting to break down from what I understand.

Plastic bottles break down? That bastard Sting has been lying to us about how plastic takes a million years to degrade!

It is where the whole microplastics that are believed to be responsible for the decline in male fertility rates comes from (which is about the limit of how much I've read into it, so I can't answer any deeper questions on it).
Logged
But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13479


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2023, 10:24:31 AM »
I've also heard it's soy, brief style underpants, marijuana use, or a lack of full beards, which it's claimed triggers certain hormones to shut off resulting from your body's natural mistake that without beards you are all actually women. Me I think y'all are just sissies compared to your sperm-filled great-great-great-great etc. grandpas, whose manliness was expressed in fighting t-rexes off with clubs they whittled with their own teeth.
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Alex
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1558
Posts: 12653
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2023, 10:33:45 AM »
Quote from: ER on February 06, 2023, 10:24:31 AM
I've also heard it's soy, brief style underpants, marijuana use, or a lack of full beards, which it's claimed triggers certain hormones to shut off resulting from your body's natural mistake that without beards you are all actually women. Me I think y'all are just sissies compared to your sperm-filled great-great-great-great etc. grandpas, whose manliness was expressed in fighting t-rexes off with clubs.

Well, we do have a gene that is decaying with each successive male generation and some many thousands of years down the line, males will be a non-viable lifeform. Enjoy us while you have us ladies.
Logged
But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
RCMerchant
Bela
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 0
Posts: 30506


"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


WWW
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2023, 07:36:44 AM »
Quote from: ER on February 06, 2023, 10:24:31 AM
marijuana use,

Good thing I don't plan on anymore kids!
Logged
"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13479


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2023, 04:17:07 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 07, 2023, 07:36:44 AM
Quote from: ER on February 06, 2023, 10:24:31 AM
marijuana use,

Good thing I don't plan on anymore kids!

Yeah, makes you wonder who Rae Dawn Chong's real dad is.
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Allhallowsday
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2281
Posts: 20728


Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2023, 09:57:58 PM »
The "biodegradable" bottle with expiration dates is a manifestation of recent years, plus, as Alex pointed out, the problem is certainly "microplastics".  Also, containerized water will reach a point where it is no longer potable. 
Logged
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
Pages: [1]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Things are really getting weird here « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.