My book's chapters

[Trevor]

If you are going to pay them, then make sure you make it a pain in the arsenal for them. Use only small denomination coins, or write a cheque on the side of an elephant.

I'm wondering now: it's 8:22, where am I going to get an elephant this time of night?  

The first answer that sprung to my mind was "Africa". Based on pretty much every film set in Africa I have ever seen (with the exception of Zulu and Zulu Dawn), I assume elephants are found on every street corner, aren't they?

😆😆😆

There is a zoo here in Pretoria but it's in a sketchy area and its almost 10:30 pm now, so they will tell me "Bugger off and come back tomorrow" with my luck 😳😉😉

[Alex]

Threaten them with your underpants. No one is going to mess with you.

[bob]

Threaten them with your underpants. No one is going to mess with you.

The dirtier the better!

[ER]

Couldn't you go after them for damages for unlawfully impeding the progress of your book?

See, that's why I'd be a terrible lawyer, I'd be suing everybody worse than Fazio & Green.

[Trevor]

Threaten them with your underpants. No one is going to mess with you.

Oy 

[Trevor]

Threaten them with your underpants. No one is going to mess with you.

The dirtier the better!

The city where they are is a nice place so that would be a disaster area there soon after 

[Trevor]

Well, I went to the zoo, they said "No elephant loans" so I guess I just have to pay cash then 😳🐘😳😉

https://www.pretoriazoo.org/

[Trevor]

Two words I don't want to hear again after Friday: FINAL and EDIT 

[Trevor]

I decided to write another chapter for my book on the anti apartheid cinema genre: 2000 words and 6 pages later, I'm done 😳🐢

[Trevor]

Still fiddling with it: especially the chapter which just might get me sued, I dunno 

[Trevor]

Cecil Kellaway, Basil Rathbone, Lawrence Harvey, Genevieve Waite, Jenny Runacre, Stratford Johns, Wensley Pithey: almost forgot about you guys.

[Trevor]

I never knew Claude Lelouch and Nicolas Cage made movies in Zimbabwe?