Bridge on the River Kwai. The blow up the bridge.
Top Gun Maverick. Tom Cruise lives.
My Own Private Idaho. Scottie becomes a major rump fungus.
La double vie de Véronique. Same soul, two bodies. Also, do not watch the first time if you are sixteen year old me, or you will watch it twenty more times to make yourself sad.
Eyes of Fire. The joke's on the French.
Zero Dark Thirty. bin Laden croaks.
Dogs in Space. Buy a life insurance policy on Anna.
The Great Rock & Roll Swindle. Malcolm screws over everybody in sight.
Two English Girls and a Continental. Claude gets rich and famous but lives in misery.
Grim Prairie Tales. The bounty hunter has TB.
Midnight Cowboy. Ratso makes it to Florida, sort of.
Drugstore Cowboy. Bob gets shot.
Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer. Buy a life insurance policy on Otis.....or anyone Henry meets.