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Started by lester1/2jr, February 05, 2024, 05:18:31 PM

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chainsaw midget

Vampire Cheerleaders go back in time and fight Hitler

LilCerberus

With a name like "A Night Of Horror", I was expecting A "HORROR" MOVIE!
No such luck; It's one of those teen angst movies, where a group of good looking dorks park it in front of the tube & watch horror movies while whining about how much life sucks!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

lester1/2jr

Found footage movie about 2 turtles filmed by an 11 year old sadist who makes fun of them the whole time...until they end up at a local park where he's challenged by a bully who coincidentally looks a bit like a turtle.

Rev. Powell

Far more coherent than a cut-n-paste movie made up entirely of scenes from other cut-n-paste movies should be.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

chainsaw midget

What do you get when you mix a movie about a woman stalked by a masked slasher, a movie about a woman stalked by a vampire, gay romance, and a director that seems oddly focused on people's socks... I don't know either man.  I watched this and I still don't know. 

claws

Quote from: chainsaw midget on April 09, 2025, 07:51:12 AMVampire Cheerleaders go back in time and fight Hitler

Sounds like a twisted Buffy sequel.
Is it October yet?

chainsaw midget

Quote from: claws on April 25, 2025, 12:06:52 PM
Quote from: chainsaw midget on April 09, 2025, 07:51:12 AMVampire Cheerleaders go back in time and fight Hitler

Sounds like a twisted Buffy sequel.
I'd watch it.  Swanson or Geller. 

lester1/2jr

from an old Fat Freddy's cat review but should be here

"basically this direct-to-video oddity is a strange hybrid of "A League of Their Own" and "I Spit On Your Grave."

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