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« on: January 21, 2024, 09:11:14 PM »

  Holy cow!  This is one of the most INSANE films I have ever seen.

 First of all, despite the title, it's not an ode to the transgender movement.  It's the story of a rowdy girls' volleyball team, the Falcons, that gets stranded in the countryside after winning a championship match and falls afoul of a group of cannibal hillbilly cultists who want to murder them all. The girls and their coach must battle for survival, all while dealing with interpersonal drama, cheating boyfriends, broken friendships, and lack of decent toilet facilities.

  This movie has it all - cute girls in volleyball shorts, decapitations, its own theme song performed by a cowboy balladeer, sawed-off shotgun mayhem, explosions, stabbings, the most lethal use of volleyballs I've ever seen in any film, chihuahua ripping, and songs by the Village People!  This is by far the BEST bad movie of 2024 so far, and it will take a great deal of wading through cinematic dreck over the next 11 months to find one to beat it.  I give this one a perfect 5/5 on the bad movie scale!  WATCH THIS FILM!!!
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2024, 09:26:22 PM »

You should do a full review mate.  Thumbup
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2024, 09:25:41 AM »

 BounceGiggle Where do you find all these crazy movies?
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2024, 01:02:11 PM »

I'm sold. Thumbup
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2024, 06:16:30 PM »

BounceGiggle Where do you find all these crazy movies?

This one is on Netflix!  It was almost as much fun as TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL!
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2024, 01:33:29 PM »

I found it a bit disappointing. It has its moments, but most of the time it doesn't go anywhere. The foul language is impressive though.
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2024, 06:59:57 AM »

It's called "Girls with Balls", yet only one "girl" on the poster for it has a ball, as in singular. The rest seem to be packing guns or blades or fists. Hmm...something fishy going on there, and I don't mean their hygiene.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2024, 10:16:29 AM »

I'm really tempted to check this out, but I'm afraid to google search for it.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2024, 08:06:47 PM »

I'm really tempted to check this out, but I'm afraid to google search for it.

Yes, this! This exactly!!! Excellent insight, Chainsaw!!! Not in this day and age. Good gravy, NOOO!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2024, 09:24:18 PM »

I'm really tempted to check this out, but I'm afraid to google search for it.

Yes, this! This exactly!!! Excellent insight, Chainsaw!!! Not in this day and age. Good gravy, NOOO!!!

Just search on IMDB and nothing too awful should pop up.
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2024, 11:17:24 AM »

I'm really tempted to check this out, but I'm afraid to google search for it.

Yes, this! This exactly!!! Excellent insight, Chainsaw!!! Not in this day and age. Good gravy, NOOO!!!

Although I have no particular fear of jpegs of transitioning women, one could extend the argument that, "in this day and age" of insane algorhythms and online surveillance, it's unsafe to enter anything in any search field... apparently Facebook users were entering "chicken soup" in FB's search feature recently and promptly received a sternly worded message that their accounts were forthwith being flagged and reviewed for illegal pornography. Much confusion ensued. Maybe "searching" the web will become a completely counterproductive and obsolete past-time.......  Bluesad
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2024, 11:35:56 AM »

My son declared that his favourite train was the Big Boy 4014. My wife discovered that googling "Big Boy Train" was a bad idea.
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