Descriptions of Bad Movies that don't exist

[lester1/2jr]

It's like the episode of Silver Spoons when Ricky invited Menudo to perform at his mansion, except it's Colombian drug dealers with Satanic cult member visitors

[Dr. Whom]

Purists may deplore the addition of zombies to this production of 'Waiting for Godot', but it surely makes it more entertaining to watch.

[Trevor]

It's like the episode of Silver Spoons when Ricky invited Menudo to perform at his mansion, except it's Colombian drug dealers with Satanic cult member visitors

Oy 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Trevor]

Purists may deplore the addition of zombies to this production of 'Waiting for Godot', but it surely makes it more entertaining to watch.

😂 If there were zombies there then I know why Godot never showed 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟😊😉

[Trevor]

The Rites of Laundry: a South Africans desperate search for a place which will accept his shattered undies for cleaning 😳😝😉

[WingedSerpent]

Who would have thought meerkats would make such effective horror movie monsters?

[pacman000]

A writer sees scary clowns as he slowly goes insane.

[chainsaw midget]

"It's like the makers of this movie have never actually experienced human interaction and when they explained this, somebody gave them a copy of Rocky Horror Picture show and told them this was how people normally act."

[LilCerberus]

Setting aside the source material, for a movie based on a "true story", I kinda doubt Ned Buntline was a master of Gymkata.

[zombie no.one]

After a nucular apocalypse where only Pauly Shore, Jenna Jameson and cockroaches survive, Colonel Spanky Biggums (Shore) and Ms. Whatalotta Cheeks (Jameson) must do battle with the evil cockroach legion headed by chief cockroach Sticky McCrawly (Vanilla Ice)

[zombie no.one]

Meet Wiley Plank (Emo Phillips), a guy who can't stop digging himself into holes - both figuratively, with his knack for always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time... and literally, when he decides to dig the world's biggest hole ever in his back garden, and win back the love of his life Patty Petticoat (Ronda Rousey) in the process.

[pacman000]

Two kings play Pachisi to determine who gets what territories. Meanwhile, various supernatural entities have martial arts battles to determine which one of them influences the next dice roll.

[RipleyJSmith]

This film is full of fake lesbians, costumes and effects that were probably purchased at Spirit Halloween on clearance, lots of nudity, and a sense of humor that's comprised entirely of dirty puns and sex jokes. It's like if they decided to do a movie adaptation of CarnEvil and put Misty Mundae and Jim Wynorski in charge of it.

[lester1/2jr]

A youtuber desperate for followers attempts to conjure a demon to help re direct people to his channel so he gets more views, but finds that with every new fan he loses more penis size. It's quite the conundrum.

[indianasmith]

NIGHT OF THE UNDEAD CHIPMUNKS features what may be the best rodent-eating-a-human-face-during-a-sex-scene in the history of cinema.