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Things no one ever warned you about being married?

Started by Alex, August 03, 2024, 03:59:52 PM

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Alex

For me it was that in addition to sharing any possessions and money I would also have to share my body heat at night. How about other people?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

RCMerchant

That I would have to watch romantic comidies and pretend I'm enjoying it.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Trevor

I find it very difficult to live with myself and all my personal issues so I wouldn't want to burden someone with living with me on top of all their issues.

I'm not an easy person to know, to like or even get along with.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

You can't wear your boots in the house ever again.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

HappyGilmore

Could be 10° in the house, but somehow you have to wear a parka to bed because someone wants the windows open with a fan on.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.