TOILET ZOMBIE BABY STRIKES BACK (2021)

[indianasmith]

  I have seen some awful movies, from THE BLOOD SHED to JEBEDIAH'S AXE to FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE.  I have seen movies so bad that I wanted to poke my eyes out with a fork.  But, what was the WORST movie I've ever seen?  Before last night, I would have probably gone with FAMILY PROPERTY.

   But a movie about an aborted baby (not voluntarily, the mother was stabbed in the opening scene and he emerged in her death throes) crawling around, making wisecracks, smoking cigarettes, and cutting off penises has to take its place.  There are no words for how bad this cheap, black and white, zero budget chunk of cinematic diarrhea actually is!  It's worse than liver and onion ice cream, it's worse than stepping on cold cat vomit in a dark room, it's worse than Donald Trump singing Metallica's greatest hits. It hits the eyes like a pan of hot bacon grease with horse urine mixed in. It assaults the ears like a dead cat playing the violin with its teeth. This movie made Journey stop believing. This movie made Chuck Norris cry.  This movie made Celine Dion's heart stop going on.  It was so bad, so cheap, so bizarre, and so absolutely pointless that there is only one thing left for me to do after subjecting my eyes and ears to this level of assault.

   And that is to recommend this thing you to guys!  I found it on the "Free and Awesome" channel.  Seriously, I want your takes on it.  This movie is BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trevor]

It's worse than liver and onion ice cream, it's worse than stepping on cold cat vomit in a dark room, it's worse than Donald Trump singing Metallica's greatest hits. It hits the eyes like a pan of hot bacon grease with horse urine mixed in. It assaults the ears like a dead cat playing the violin with its teeth. This movie made Journey stop believing. This movie made Chuck Norris cry.  This movie made Celine Dion's heart stop going on.

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Oh man, thanks for the much needed lulz. I have been very badly depressed and am now smiling.

I found out to my horror that THIS.THING. is available on Blu Ray on Amazon and WAS glad when I got a message saying that they don't ship to South Africa 🙄😆😃

If they did ship to me, I would buy the disc and then throw it away 😳😉🤣😅😅😆