Top Ten Things You can say on Thanksgiving

[indianasmith]

But NOT in bed:

 "You know it was good when grandma takes her dentures out!"
"I thought your cousin would never stop talking!"
 "I love your Dad's stuffing!"
 "I hope Uncle Ralph doesn't make it weird again!"
 "I just dread the cleanup afterward."
 "Remember when both your grandparents could still come?"
 "Too many rolls!"
 "How are we going to fit all these people in?"
 "That is one big fat bird!"

And the number one thing you can say at Thanksgiving but should never say in bed:

"I'm just glad the whole family could come!"

(Shamelessly stolen from Instagram)