I think we found my spirit animal

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And he lives over in Virginia;

The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.

On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.

"I personally like raccoons," said Samantha Martin, an officer who works at the local animal control. "They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything."

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Of course I mentioned it on another forum I'm a member of and one of their moderators who is a total b***h and overall nasty person attacked me for posting about this.  And when I responded she got even nastier with me.  I might be done with that forum because I am f**king tired of walking on eggshells because of this moderator and having her mock my health situation.  I told another moderator about all this so we'll see what they say but I'm going to delete my account on that forum if they stand with her.