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Citizen Vigilante (2026)

Started by Trevor, June 26, 2026, 01:21:51 PM

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bob

I've seen Alone in the Dark, Postal, House of the Dead and BloodRayne.

Uwe Boll could s**t a brick, make a movie of it happening, and it would be better than his entire filmography.
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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

M.10rda

LOL! I honestly hate neither AITD nor HOTD - I've seen worse! And I like BLOODRAYNE!  :teddyr:  :lookingup: The DUNGEON SIEGE movie he made (whatever it was called, something something "King") was totally lifeless, though, and remaking BLOODRAYNE only w/ a plus-plus-sized actress yet changing nothing else about it (BLUBBERELLA) was a... peculiar choice. Of course I made an even more peculiar choice when I watched it!  :bluesad:

Archivist

Years ago, I read that Uwe Boll's movies were often intended to be tax write offs for the investors/executive producers, which is why they were made to a certain uh 'standard'.

This movie does look pretty cool, though. Very on topic in today's political climate. Maybe this one wasn't meant to be a tax write off!
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Trevor

Quote from: Archivist on July 08, 2026, 05:10:01 AMYears ago, I read that Uwe Boll's movies were often intended to be tax write offs for the investors/executive producers, which is why they were made to a certain uh 'standard'.

This movie does look pretty cool, though. Very on topic in today's political climate. Maybe this one wasn't meant to be a tax write off!

The movies he made here, DARFUR and 1968 TUNNEL RATS were excellent and well made, DARFUR especially.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

WingedSerpent

Quote from: M.10rda on July 07, 2026, 06:00:46 AMLOL! I honestly hate neither AITD nor HOTD - I've seen worse! And I like BLOODRAYNE!  :teddyr:  :lookingup: The DUNGEON SIEGE movie he made (whatever it was called, something something "King") was totally lifeless, though, and remaking BLOODRAYNE only w/ a plus-plus-sized actress yet changing nothing else about it (BLUBBERELLA) was a... peculiar choice. Of course I made an even more peculiar choice when I watched it!  :bluesad:

I've seen all 3 Bloodrayne movies. Even got the reviews for them in the fan review section.

I'll say this about Blubberella.  It could have worked. Doing an action movie parody with a...let's say  a heroine with a non traditional action movie body type isn't the worst idea I've ever heard.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...