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Started by Lindsey, June 29, 2002, 05:52:19 AM

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Lindsey

you want to see a BAD movie.. see this one.. it's incredible. maybe it was the fact that it was on 2 am on hbo, but this movie was absolutly laughably horrible. yeah. thats it.

Foywonder

1st sign of a bad movie - Star is the lesser name relative of a famous actor. (i.e. Kevin Dillon).

2nd sign of a bad movie - Female star is Lysette Anthony.

3rd sign of a bad movie - The plot involved a serial killer and an unborn baby.

1 + 2 + 3 = MISBEGOTTEN

Steven Millan

                    Hey:I pretty much enjoy the movies of Lysette Anthony,for she's made some of the better suspense/erotic thrillers that are out there on video.
                      By the way,my brother met her at the '95 L.A. Fangoria Weekend of Horrors,and was not only immediately smitten by her,but was lovably flirting with her(with her  forgiving boyfriend,director David Price,by her side),,and needless to say;he got away a-okay(Dave just calmly told him to see their new movie they came to promote).
                   Guess you can say that some celebrities just have that lovable attraction about them.

Foywonder

On average, Miss Anthony's film have been pretty awful. Especially the ones she's done with Eric Roberts.

Another sign of a bad movie - It stars Eric Roberts!

Mofo Rising

Are you saying KRULL could possibly be a bad movie?  I. . . I. . . world crumbling down around me. . . Cyclops. . . silly looking?  Special effects. . . cheesy?  AAAARRRRRRGHHHH!

Enough silliness aside, I've always like Lysette Anthony.  In fact, her ample (if somewhat enhanced) cleavage was the only thing that made DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT bearable.

Or should I not admit I've actually seen that movie?

Foywonder

Even I have never seen DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT. Then again, I completely gave up on Mel Brooks with LIFE STINKS. Yeah, a musical comedy about the homeless. Sure Mel, whatever.

Steven Millan

          The following are real signs of a bad movie...
          * It's directed by either Jim Wynorski,Albert Pyun,Fred Olen Ray,or David DeCoteau
          * It stars Treat Williams,Ice-T,C. Thomas Howell,Jeff Fahey,Nastassja Kinski,Linda Blair,Traci Lords,or Jan Michael Vincent(where's he at,by the way:he practically vanished off the face of the earth)
           * It's the same old friendly neighborhood vigilante vs. terrorists,a hero out for revenge,  a girl and her lover plot to kill her hubby,or the standard slasher-kills-everybody plot.
          Anybody else with some more bad movie signs?

john

Personally, I like any movie where Lysette Anthony gets naked.