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What the top 10 worst movies of all time

Started by Zombie, July 27, 2002, 11:15:27 PM

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StatCat

Here are some I utterly hate: Night of the zombies (The German winter camp version with the same title is MUCH worse then the Bruno Mattei movie by far), the howling new moon rising, hobgoblins, santa with muscles, beast from haunted sea, curse of the screaming dead, zombie 90, zombie bloodbath series, pigs, tons of full moon crap is out there too etc. Return of the living dead doesn't deserve to be on any bad list.

Jay O'Connor

I nominate "Nadja", the most boring artsy, self-pretentious vampire movie ever

Andrew

Do you mean this movie?  Or is it another?

Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Jay O'Connor

Gotta love old movies with stars before they were stars...who wish they could forget or ignore them ("Tammy and The T-Rex" comes to mind)

Give, Jamie Lee Curtis credit, she's always seemed grateful for where she came from and what the fans did for her

ErikJ

I can't believe I forgot a few(My list is way more than 10)

Ishtar (I dare you to sit through it)

Grease 2 (I didn't mind the first one, but My God did we need that?)
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be
entertaining.


Mofo Rising

Jay O'Connor wrote:
>
> I nominate "Nadja", the most boring artsy, self-pretentious
> vampire movie ever

Have you seen HABIT or THE ADDICTION?  Both made in New York City, both draw pretentious comparisons between drug addiction and vampirism, both completely suck.  THE ADDICTION gets bonus pretentious marks for actually being set in the New York academic philosophy world.

Curse you, magic beans!
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

Brock

Here's some that spring to mind in no particular order.  Yeah, I know, it's more than 10.

It's Pat: The Movie
Saturday the 14th
Ed Gein
Dazed and Confused
Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD
Inspector Gadget
Unbreakable
The Lion King
3000 Miles to Graceland
Mouse Hunt
Blues Brothers 2000
Strange Brew
Toys
Rocket Man
Rollerball (Remake)
History of the World Part 1
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

I was tempted to include Freddy got Fingered, Troll 2 or Spice World, but those have entertainment value to me.  The movies on the list are terrible *and* hard to sit through.  If a movie can at least be laughable, I think it's redeemed itself to some extent.

BlackAngel

Chris wrote:

>4. Sleeping With the Enemy (tried to sneak out on my girlfriend to play video games in the lobby)<

>8. Three Musketeers (the 90's one.  Had to pretend to like this because it was one of my girlfriend's favorite movies.  God help me.)

Ahhh, the stupid s**t we men do for love and sex.  And even I have to admit, that was straight ghetto.  And you probably don't even live in one in your state.

One more thing, is you girl still with you even after what you said about her movie going taste?

Redjack

Its a different flick,  something about a hypnosis experiment gone awry..  The only thing i really remember is the director,  Andy Fromke,  i remember that name because i swore to avoid anything with his name on it from this time forward.

Cullen

Information on the Parasite Redjack's talking about can be found here and here.

Cullen - Super Genius, Novelist, and all in all Great Guy.

Redjack

Andy Froemke is the directors name..   NetFlix shows the box cover for the movie i'm talking about, but its on the listing for the other parasite movie.

Drezzy

How in the f**k is History Of The World Part 1 hard to sit through? Dude, a 10-minute musical number ABOUT THE INQUISITION!!!

The inquisition, what a show!
The inquisition, here we go!
I bet you're wishing, that we'd go away!

Haha...Mel Brooks = 0\/\/N@G3

Do you convert?
NO, NO, NO NO!
Do you confess?
NO, NO, NO NO!
Do you revert?
NO, NO, NO NO!
Do you say "yes"?!
NO, NO, NO NO!
Well I've asked real nice, and I've said "pretty please,"
I've worked over their knees, and now I'll work on their knees!

Neville

1) Vanilla Sky (Just unbearable Tom Cruise narcisist vehicle)

2) We were soldiers (Some good ideas, but crappy direction ruins them)

3) Beowulf (Christopher Lambert vs Culture)

4) Adrenalin (just for once, the typo mistake is not mine)

5) Glimmer Man (Steven Seagal plays an intelligent cop)

6) On dangerous ground (So the way to stop an ecological disaster is to blow the Oil Rig? You go, Steven Seagal!)

7) The patriot (Ugh!)

8) Godzilla (Emmerich's remake)

9) Rebel without a cause (Yes, the one in which James Dean is traumatised because he sees his father doing the housework)

10) Creepozoids (Crappy Alien exploit).

Foywonder

This is the same guy who thinks UNBREAKABLE is one of the worst films ever so I don't think he's thinking clearly. :)

Redjack

Thanks for the heads up.   After reading that, now i understand why its so bad.