White Oleander

[Dano]

Just saw a commercial for this movie which seems to star Michelle Pfeiffer as a tough female prison inmate.  Some other concepts that are worth a try:

Rosie O'Donnell as a ballerina...
Arnold Schwarzeneggar as an English professor...
Leonardo DiCaprio as a Mafia boss...
Roseanna Arquette as a scientist...
Martin Lawrence as Dr. Martin Luthor King Jr...
Pierce Brosnan as an Oklahoma sharecropper...
Tommy Lee Jones as someone who mumbles softly...

and the best of all: Sylvester Stallone as a country singer... oh wait.

[J.R.]

Actually, DiCrapio IS playing a mobster in Scorsese's Gangs Of New York, opening this Christmas.

Al Pacino as a heart attack survivior that has to take things easy...
Charles Bronson as the Dhali Llama...
Stephen Wright as a speed addict...
Madonna in a role that isn't a vanity piece that proves she still can't accept she's not a movie star...

[Dano]

JR wrote:  Actually, DiCrapio IS playing a mobster in Scorsese's Gangs Of New York, opening this Christmas.

Perfect.  That's just PERFECT.

[Squishy]

Nicolas Cage as Superman...
Mel Gibson as the title character in "The Jerry Lewis Story"...
Michael Jordan as Quasimodo...
Steven Seagal as a victim of Tourette's Syndrome...
Queen Latifah as Liberace...
Jean Claude Van Damme as Hamlet...

[KJ]

Gilbert Gottfried as a deaf mute...
Carrot Top as a decent, lovable character...
Christopher Reeve as an Olympic sprinter...*
Fran Drescher as a... deaf mute...
Marilyn Manson as a preacher...

(*Sweet angry Buddha, that was loooooooow... and on his birthday, even...)