A little help from the Brits....

[wheresthecarrot]

When I was staying in Britian last year, I remember a T.V. show hosted by some girl who was supposed to be some kind of cyber robot I think.  Anyway, it basically is a collection of incredibly strange film clips....I remember in particular some kind of strange Asian porn in which an old Ninja guy tries to kill a female Ninja with his incredibly large....you get the idea.  Somehow, his "weapon" end up filling with air and he explodes....hehehe.....Also, I think there were clips from some kind of thing where this guy was a Christian superhero trying to go around converting people...very cheesy....there was other stuff too that I don't remember.  If anyone can help me out with either the names of the films/T.V. shows I described, or the name of the British show where it all comes together, that would be great!

[nshumate]

The ninja penis episode sound like it could have been Lady Ninja: Reflection of Darkness:

http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/l/ladyninja.html

On the other hand, ninjas with inflatable phalli could be an entire little-known genre of Japanese cinema, for all I know.

Nathan

[wheresthecarrot]

O.k., thanxx

[wheresthecarrot]

That is it!  Thank you so much.......now, anybody know anything about the rest of what I mentioned?

[wheresthecarrot]

O.k.....I just found the website for the Christian superhero problem

http://www.bibleman.com/

its pretty impressive

[J.R.]

Hey! Willie Aames of Charles In Charge and Zapped! is Bibleman! I've seen a few episodes, it's really funny. What is it about has-been TV stars that draws them to cheap religious productions? Sadly, his career is probably in better shape than Scott Baio's.

[Reed Rothchild]

The show is called OutThere and is indeed a collection of the most bizarre film clips around. It's fantastic post- pub viewing, when one's faculties are as screwed as the clips.

[frannie]

J.R. wrote:
> What is it about has-been TV stars that draws them to cheap
> religious productions?

What about porn?  the kid from "a christmas story" wound up in some hardcore stuff to pay the bills.

[Pete B6K]

A great programme. Every episode includes a clip or two from the 'Lone Wolf And Cub' series too. Loads of the 'favourites' have been on it, including Frankenhooker, Cannibal! The Musical, Tromeo and Juliet, Toxic Avenger, Jack Frost. It's a very cool programme but definitely not one to watch with the parents, I discovered. Not when the freaky Japanese horror-porn shows up.

Pete