Fun things to do to people when bored

[spike]

If wathcing TV
scream right behind them for no reason
say hi every time you see a random grutacious breast shot
start laughing when something sad happens
if Star Wars say everything like Yoda you are
slap them in the back when  you see a random act of violence
when watching something really inappropiate say I'm telling Mom and she's goin' to tell dad and he is going to say not now I'm busy
if outside
say Graboid
tell them that a police officer is following them
in the dark sneak up behind dressed up for Halloween (Make sure they are unarmed)
point to every TV screen and sing the Ompa song aboput TV from Willy Wonka
tell them that trash can lids make great hats and slam one over there head
if you know there fears
when watching something about spiders sing the itsy bitsy spider
use your hand and crawl up the backs like an insects
buy an insect in a fake cube and put in there drinks
make more add some to the list

one more thing
write lists like this *sob*
later I'm goin to watch Stalone(ugh!)
in Eye See You

[Susan]

when i'm bored at work I hurl miniature paper airplanes (made from my neverending post-it supply) into other people's cubicles. Since the cubes are so high and a vast sea of them nobody ever really knows who's doing it.