Brotherhood of the Wolf reviewed David's style

[spike]

Hello I'm David
and I'm a movie-holic
I seen some weird things like Trigun and I'm going to talk aout some of these movies.
First is the one in the title the Brotherhood of the Wolf
BOTW is suppose to be a French werewolf and wire-fu movie. That is exactelly what it is. A wolf-like creature with spikes kills people. So the king sents two idiots an naturalist who was an ex-soldier and an Indian. You first see beat the some boys silly
with some blanks hmmm... can anyone say corporal punishment. Then they talk alot about customs join with some rich idiot with a crossbow finds out the wolf is a creature trained and has lots of armor. It just dies. Oh yeah are main characters the Indian dies, thehero is poison and the rich boy gets hospialized with his arm chews up. The hero has an hore that speaks Italian that knose what's going on she poison the hero this proves her love then unburries him just to kill the Brotherhood of the Wolf which is  a bunch of morons and rich people who wants to send a threat to the king. Anyways the leader is some sicko who raped his sister who the hero loves and is a hunter who supposed to have lost an arm in ahunt with a lion oh yeah to prove his IQ he makes all his bullets out of silver and kills the hero. Is it just me or does the wolf rarely gets mention, back to the subject the hero kills the stupid idiot with the poney tail. The hore kills a girl with a fan........cool^_^. The villian has a whip sword that is made of ivory or wood not sure the hero wants to kill him because he killed the indian which is his brother in arms. The hero's love is sick he heals her. THe leader of the brotherhood is a priest who ( ironic) gets killed by a normal wolf. The hero and his loved lived happily ever after the end.
sorry the review is long but I just can't figure out there names they really to say it loud enough or they are just to long. This movie did had a funny scene where you see the hero walks in a house kisses his love shuts the door and the monster was outside stalking. The monster you better belive it a really heavilly detailed creature this is one things that makes some of universal published films great like the Tremors, Jurassic Park, and oh yeahh!!! The Thing. It needs to appear more often and kill people with super gory sometimes gore is over-excessive like in Carnosaur 2 in which a girl gets her ripped off even though no one else had gibs. The reason we need it is that no one got killed really violently only a back crack or a rip nothing more. One more thing if it is about the wolf why do they do kung fu most of the time I guess it could be that it's well French.
Goods: cool monster some of the best fight scenes I've ever scene lots of violence
Cons: plot kinda annoys the wolf is not scary they used it more for just nudes that's it
Final verdict: Save your money buy Once Upon a Time in China Series or Legend buy some type of Hong Kong Flick or The Musketeer it has way better stunts if you have to watcht it, just rent it for a day or two score an 6.8 out of 10
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Q.Why, it's just a cartoon?
A. It combines everthing you have ever loved of Mechs and other Mechas into a three hour package
 It starts kids runnig around protesting about the Federation use of Earth by using an official daughters by helping her run away they get caught and then we have random acts of violence against protestors boy I wish they beat some of PETA. Then we're back in space the Zeons are at it again mortal enemies CHar and Amruro who joined up apparently before it might about Gundamm ZZ or something like that lots of fighting after that a meteor drops and you see Commander Brigh's familly talk about getting athe official goes on before the familly could the Mrs. Bright sends her son he meats guests the official's daughter guest goes on a battleship tries playing VR with the son she meets Amuro has crush she is the most bizzare character she must have tooken too many hormones to be such a maniser oh well she meets char after a meeting to negotiate a prevention of creating a nuclear winter then the stories is changed she wants Char. Char wants some lady and his friend wants her what the!? He is a Probable 16 year old looking for a 13 year old then they tricked go back on there word giant battles pursue a lot of mechs died in a funny way.
later next time Ballistic and The Legend 2

[BoyScoutKevin]

One feels a need to respond to something like this, but, how can one, when one doesn't have enough time to point out all that is wrong with the review? Thus, the short version. I liked it. I liked almost everything about it. It is one of my favorite films for the year, and one of my all time favorites. Along with "Dog Soldiers," (see above or below) it is one of the best werewolf films of last year or any year. Indeed, I put it down , along with "Dog Soldiers," as one of the best horror films of last year. Whether the reviewer thinks the film is worth purchasing on DVD or not, I still intend on purchasing it. Enjoy!

[Bonehead XL]

DOG SOLDIERS? Are frikkin' nuts?  Ugh......

[Fearless Freep]

and I'm a movie-holic

Put down the remote and try cracking an English book or two before you dare write another sentance

[Pancho]

Ouch! My freakin' head hurts from trying to follow that.  What I did manage to piece together........ not enough to respond to.  I liked the movie, it was strange but you could follow it if you wanted to.  I need to get advil.