BLACK TIGHT KILLERS. 1966. Color. 84min. Dir: Yasuhara Hasebe.

[Flangepart]

Original title : "Don't touch me, i'm dangerious!"
Image Ent. DVD. Nikkatsu Studios. Letterboxed!
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Stars?: Akira Kobayashi, Chieko Matsubara,Kozue Kano.
Plot?: Ace combat reporter Daisuke (Akira  K.), falls in love with Airline Stewardess Matsubara. She gets kidnapped by Yakusa and Gajine Gangsters looking for lost war time gold. Gets involved with 6 female Ninja, looking for same. Lots of havoc and wigged out action ensues!
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STUFF TO WATCH FOR!! :::::
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....Its a night fight in Nam, and our hero is haulin ass!
....Put the shirt on, Hero-san. Its a public place, an airliner is!
....Opening credits sequance, inspired by the Matt Helm series, no doubt.
....Man, even the lounge singer is a Blue Light special.
....3 leather clad chicks kill a gangster, and they do it with style!
....Lopez? Oh, he don't look latino to me...
....Chewing gum in the eyes!
....Ah, lets call the trenchcoat guys "The Trouble mint twins", shall we?
....Cops: The non-player characters of movies like this.
....Momochi Ninja Research Society. They have those?...oh, right...this IS Japan....
...."Chewing gum bullets?" Thats a new one on me too, Papa-san...
....Weird dream sequance alert!
....What is with the bright primary colors? This has to have inspired the set design on "Dick Tracy"
....Gold painted dancers! Gotta sing it....... "Gold-finggggah!"
....The Trouble mint twins are gonna follow the hell out of him....
....Plot points over Saki.
....Oops! Pornus Intteruptus!
....Good fighter for a photographer. Must work out.
....Hey, a Walther P-38 can't use the 32 shot snail magazine from a Luger! It just won't fit! Trust me....
....She can undress while under the covers? Must be handy on a cold night....
....Woah! She has him in a "Head" lock, and it ain't the head on his sholders! Men... fear the Female Ninja hold called the "Octopus pot!". Yeeesh!
....Saved by the laughing gas! See, it relaxes the muscles, and he, well, pulled out.
....This dance hall scene makes me flash back to "The wild, wild world of Batwomen". Only the dancers look professional here...
....Lounge jazz?
...."She was a nice girl".  Well, now she's nice..uh..Charcoal.
....Ah. The "Plot exposision  love scene!"
....Razor sharp 45rpm records! Care of an Oddjob with Estrogyn.
....NowTHOSE are thunder thiges!
.... Ninja Golf! Thought only Tiger Woods played that...
....Awww. She died with her top off.
....He's painting the hero's girlfriend off white? Has he no color sense?
....Female Ninjas, a paint gun coverted into a flamethrower, all kickin' butt in a Japanese garage...what more do ya need?
....The silencers are to make the guns QUIET, you thugs, not LOUDER! Sheesh!
....She had a bomb in her Bra? Woulden't wanna hug HER too hard!
....Another dead lady Ninja? This guy is Bad mojo for lady ninjas...
...."The Momochi Secret cannon"...Oh..that has GOT to be my new euphimisim for "Tallywacker"! Yee, hee hee!.....
....You thugs should have been nicer to her when she was your prisoner. Be glad she diden't have a Knife!
....Strafing from a chopper with a pistole. And our hero shoots it down with "Capt. Kirk's home made Cannon". Oh, pul-eese!
....Proof positive, all Gajine are bad gajine.
....well, that was "Shocking"!...okey...my bad...
and, finaly(yea)...."Women, who can understand them?" Son...your just now figgerin that out? 2 words. "Slow learner!"
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Flangepart says : Check it out!
Nice likeable hero, cool female ninjas, 60's style music and action. Lots of fun MST material to be had! Make it compleat, with a case of Kirin beer with your pizza.
This is a contender for B-fest, if they can ever get a dubbed copy. Hey, give it a thought!
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Back to you, Andrew!
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[Scott]

Many times I have seen the Asian Cult Film magazine on the shelve and wanted to see all these movies, but I would have to purchase them to see them. Oh well.

[Flangepart]

Must admit. I borrowed a dvd from my friend Doug. Our library, however, is adding titles every week, and they do take requests....hummm!.....why diden't i think of that sooner?