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What is the worst B-Movie about animals?

Started by The Burgomaster, February 13, 2003, 03:02:27 PM

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kriegerg69

...Just the CONCEPT of cute, furry little bunny rabbits being a menace is silly!

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Chadzilla

Why Squishy, do you mean...?

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Hmmmmm?

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The Burgomaster

Actually, I just remembered another one. It's called THE PACK, starring Joe Don Baker. It's about of people on an island being attacked by vicious dogs. (Joe Don Baker plays a guy, he does not play one of the dogs).

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Dr. X, Yyz, Sr. .

ahhh yes. Frogs - 1972 starring Ray Milland - if any of you haven't seen this you must hurry to do so.

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Funk, E.

Personally I'm still waiting for "Newts" to come out.

BryceDavid

I saw Venom when it was released in theatres and I hated it!

StatCat

How about Bruno Mattei's ultra cheap Rats: Night of Terror that features mice painted grey with red eyes. Pretty entertaining and random.

Peter Johnson

I actually rented "Silent Predators" recently because of the box -- really fills the "bad" bill & would be enjoyed(?) by posters on this site.
"Rats" is simply wonderful -- so many things wrong with it -- really worth it.
"Night of 1000 Cats" sounds terrific.  Must look for it . . .
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AndyC

We can't forget The Swarm. Hordes of Africanized bees wreck a train and cause a nuclear plant to explode, while the army torches Houston and two old farts woo the school marm. All this and Michael Caine, who is hurt because "the bees have always been our friends."

And then there's Kingdom of the Spiders. Shatner vs. hordes of hungry tarantulas that have learned to live in colonies and hunt together because pesticides have wiped out their food.

Squishy

Jeez! How did I--or anyone else here--forget "The Swarm?!?"

...I suppose it's because these "bees" are so totally divorced from reality that when real bees appear (The Venom-Induced Universal Hallucination, the "Marysville captives" in the lab), I fail to connect them with the train-ambushing,  helicopter-assaulting, Hero's-Death-Exemption-honoring styrofoam pellets and nutmeg sprinkles that the "all-star cast" is crapping their pants about...

Many years ago, I saw a crummy little picture called "Stanley," about a doofus and his pet rattler. Scifilm has an accurate review of its by-the-numbers revenge plot.

Re: "Dogs"--yes, Chadzilla, that's the one. :) Oh my God, I was too scared to sleep for fear of the kitties gettin' me.

Anonymous User

There was a typical made-for-TV movie a few years back with millions of fire ants as the antagonist. I only remember the hero and female companion fighting of a massive with a a flame thrower and a NEF single-shot .410 shotgun.


Squishy

Argh. That was "Legion of Fire: Killer Ants!" which shows up on TNT or SciFi or both as "Marabunta."

Peter Johnson

And what's the name of the Army Ant one with Joan Collins?  Huge swaths of "ants " cut through the South American "jungle" -- good ol' matwork -- in glorious Technicolor . . .
peter j.

Peter Johnson

5min. later:  "Empire of The Ants" -- d'oh!!
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