Who would win in a fight?

[The Waffle Man]

Who would win in a fight, Coleman Francis or Tor Johnson?

[Flangepart]

In or Out of "Chracter"? In, i assume. At that, it might be a close race if its a bar fight. (would Tor make a mean drunk?) Coleman could use more complex wepons then Tor, (Pool ques, chairs, rocks,) but Tor do have that lumbering lummox stammina that alows him to strangle mad scientests after being fataly shot. I give it Coleman at 60%  chance of butt kicking our favorite man mountin.

[Ken Begg]

Tor  was a professional wrestler, so I'd have to give him the nod.

[Warren H.]

Hmm.  Two ugly fat guys.  In a fight.  I believe Tor would trollop Coleman without much trouble, using his patented "make loud noises and clumsily slap them about the head and shoulders" attack.