MSTicisms

[Squishy]

(singing)
"There's a bright yellow stain on my back brace..."
and
"I love tick-infested hounds,
slaughterin' deer...
and beer."
--"The Giant Spider Invasion"

"Vaaaaannnnce!!"
--"GSI" again

[Vermin Boy]

Dammit, how could I forget SLEEEEEEP?! I use that one several times daily, at anything that isn't working the way I want it to. I think they used it before they did the movie, but I always thought it was a reference to Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster. It became a full-fledged running gag, though, with Corman's The Undead.

[Brother Ragnarok]

Myself, Brother Ferox, and another of our friends have a radio show at college called Uncle Scrotor Rocks.  I don't think anyone has picked up on the joke, but we enjoy it.

Brother R

[Scott0]

Hahaha!! I love everything Barbara Hale yells in that movie! She sounds like she's smoked about 30 packs of cigarettes a day too many in her time. We recently watched the un-Mst3k'd version at the film club I run at my school, and we had so much fun with it. A couple people fell back on the Mst3k episode for their jokes, but for the most part, we tore it up on our own (though I couldn't resist a couple of "PACKERS!!!!!! PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!" during the crowd scenes). As one of the goofiest, and more steady paced bad movies out there, it was an obvious choice.









PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!

Scottie

[Dunners]

oh yeah how could we forget the classic...PACKERS!

CorMAN.. the barbarian

I Must say

You got big old ears there boy

Whao! Fat butt coming down!

Yes, ASS's Splashed accross the screen!

Another great saul bass credit sequence

Plot convinience playhouse presents

[Harry Blatz]

"Where do I ...     ...laugh?"
-from Crow's critique of Mike's impression of the scientist in the film at the beginning of "Earth vs. The Spider"

and, since I used the name Harry Blatz:
"I brewed a pretty crummy beer, I admit it."
-from "Girl With the Gold Boots"

[Squishy]

"Motion in the ocean? His air hose broke!!"
--Crow got it from The B-52s, but I can't remember the MST3K episode...so square am I that I had to Google the origin of the line...

[iluvdolma]

"HA..HA..HA...HA...HA..HA.."
from Prince of Space

"I'll teach you to become the Puma  Man."
"Or your money back!"
From..none the less Puma Man.

[nshumate]

Soultaker:
"Can any movie truly be said to 'star' Joe Estevez?"

Hamlet:
"Camera three!  Switch to camera three!"

[Flangepart]

Yep. "The Hypnotic eye" it was. The grandiose hypnotist looooved saying it.
"Oh, Gorgo boy, the gore, the gore is flow-ing. From gore to gore.." Tom-Gorgo.
"Gorgo:The vice president's uninspireing campaign slogan." Mike- Gorgo.
"He's dressed up like a chimp" Mike-Gorgo.

[Bernie]

Oh, how could I have forgotten these great Puma-Man-isms (used in almost any situation around our house):

I get this way when I sense danger!

Your hands are claws!

[Scott0]

Better yet, from The Final Sacrifice when Troy walks into that old cabin house, and looks on the ground and exclaims "FOOD!" as if it's an every day occurance to pick up food from the ground and eat it. My friends and I have been throwing that line around for a good two years now, and it never gets old--- EVER. :D

Scottie

[Bonehead XL]

Gee, where do I start?

"I like it VERY MUCH!" and "Your weapons have no affect on me, they just scare the crap outta' me." are favorites.

"Hi, I'm a tree." -Soul Taker

"I take care of the place while the Master's away" is a good thing to say when you want to freak people out.

I've also been known to shout "Mitchell!" "Rowsdower!" "McLeod!" and "Packers!" at the wrong times too. ("Punish!" too, but that's not a MST movie)

[Deej]

another one that has made it's way into almost everyday usage is " what with all the shenanigans and goings-on." I usually add the word "Hijinks" in there too, but I don't think that's verbatim from the show.

[Vermin Boy]

"Ahh, modern kids, with their hula hoops and their fax machines and their..." - Many characters, many episodes