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Absolute worst movie ever

Started by MasterB, June 13, 2001, 01:59:06 AM

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Fritz

I've changed my mind, the worst movie ever has to Night Fright (aka The ET Nastie.) How do you kill a 7ft monster, why just fill a shop dummy with TNT and wait.

But The Aftermath is still bad.

mr Raffles

tie between Citizen Kane and La Dolce Vita.   Just kidding, It's She-Freak.  5 minute shots of people setting up carnival equipment, the "music".  It was actually made by people involved with 2,000 maniacs which rules.  I consider watching She Freak one of the biggest mistakes of my life

Vermin Boy

Gotta go with the Incredible Melting Man. An ugly, ugly film. I challenge someone to show me one appealing scene in this movie. Just the scene with the hysterical hatchet-weilding redneck girl makes me shudder (trust me, that scene is nowhere near as entertaining as it sounds).

Gustavo

I once a movie of godzilla where the monster kicked a bunch o tanks that qere firing at him . At the top of each (plastic miniature ) tank there was a commander aiming with his binoculars
The result: When godzilla kicked the tanks , most of them were put upside down , but the commander of each tank was still aiming  with his binoculars ,even with the tank upside down ,holding the weight of the tank with his neck.
Also check The Refrigerator and Warrior(see the new topic i opened) .. those are really the worst movies I´ve ever seen in my life

Chunkstyle

I'm sure I've seen plenty worse if I just sat down and thought long and hard about it, but only one picture really comes to mind as unbearable-- http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120753">The Million Dollar Hotel. I'm sure there'll be at least one or two folks here who actually enjoyed this flick... they are, obviously, much stronger human beings than I. Hell, this is the only movie I can still recall that has left me emotionally scarred by its sheer badness. Just thinking about it almost makes me want to curl into a fetal position and cry.

If anyone has seen it, does this flick actually have ANY redeeming qualities, 'cause I sure missed them in-between fits of impotent rage at Bono for writing the story and at the director for taking said story and filming it and, finally, at myself for wasting two hours of my life watching in hopes of it getting any better. To paraphrase Jacob: Damn you Bono, damn you to hell. Bastard.