Jenna Borntreger!

[JohnL]

Congratulations.

Of course you realize that when she gets to be a teenager and starts dating, all those teen sex comedies and slasher films are going to come back and haunt you... :)

[Riot]

Congrates on the multiply man. Long time reader (four years now I think) I never messaged before But I love this place. And I am very glad to see yer multiplying.

Congrates again.

"I was laun Chaney's lover"



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[Andrew]

Many thanks to everyone, and I look forward to all the challenges.  This is our first, so we have a nice learning curve ahead, though Katie is taking to motherhood with gusto.  Right now both Katie and Jenna are asleep in our room.  I'm going to slip in and join them for a nap.

The little one will probably grow used to me rocking her while jotting down notes for a review with my free hand.  We'll have to see which movies she likes, when she gets older.  There has to be something in the collection that will carry her along like her father, be it a Harryhausen Sinbad movie, "Nausicaa," or "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."

Someday, when Jenna tells me how mean her mother is, we will watch "Mommie Dearest" so that she knows how good she has it.

[J.C.]

Huge Congrats to you and your wife, Andrew! Know this is running a little late, but just wanted to express my sincere good wishes to your family for many, many happy years ahead of you together. :)

[Foywonder]

Better late than never but congrats on the baby.

[Skaboi]

My wife and I recently had a daughter (Apr. 12), and I can really relate to how great of a feeling it is to be a father.  It's amazing when your daughter looks at you for the first time with her beautiful little eyes.....

I'm getting veclempt.  :)

[Neville]

Congratulations!

[ErikJ]

As I sit here with my 2 year old daughter(Home from work with a groin pull) I feel for you 2. The wealth of childrens programs on is enough to scare anyone. Gone are the days of Barney. Now we have the Teletubbies (induced but LSD use I'm sure). But to me even more frightening is a group of guys from New Zealand who call themselves the Wiggles. "BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!" But I can't think of a better way to spend my time then sharing it with my daughter.
Again Congrats to you 2.

[Dr. X, Yyz, Sr. .]

Congratulations!!!!!

[Dolph Lundgren]

I know this is late, but congrats are definitely in order.

Nick

[Anonymous User]

I'm a bit late here as well but congratulations to Andrew and Skaboi.  Best of luck, you're both grounded for the next 18 years!  Muhahaha...

[Funk, E.]

I hear they're great with mint sauce :-)



Congratulations!

[Chris K.]

Break out the cigars folks, our webmaster is now an offical father and parent! Congradulations, Andrew.

[Juan Apagado]

Congrats Andrew...

[Billie Akima]

Andrew, Katie and Jenna,

CONGRATULATIONS!  Katie, I'm glad the placenta didn't swallow your husband.  Andrew where is Jenna's picture?  We would like to see her....  Congratulations to the joy of your lives.

John & Billie Akima